Jon Hancock · @BigJackBrass
626 followers · 6819 posts · Server social.vivaldi.net
Nick P · @Nick
230 followers · 1216 posts · Server aus.social
Helpdesk Stu · @stufromoz
972 followers · 38392 posts · Server aus.social

Steaming the couscous

#notaeuphemism

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otheorange_tag · @otheorange_tag
468 followers · 19513 posts · Server mstdn.social

@adnerbia TURTLES! He's smuggling turtles! Ref didn't even twitch at that one, back to you Jim!

#tvmysteries #notaeuphemism

Last updated 1 year ago

David Jones · @ReturnOfSchnuckster
313 followers · 1626 posts · Server mastodon.me.uk

I tried to behave myself and ordered a smaller breakfast, then the bloke gives me an extra sausage by mistake. 😓

#notaeuphemism

Last updated 1 year ago

otheorange_tag · @otheorange_tag
431 followers · 16038 posts · Server mstdn.social

The shining, Jack likes to polish doorknobs,

#rejectedmovieplots #notaeuphemism

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otheorange_tag · @otheorange_tag
431 followers · 15961 posts · Server mstdn.social

Woodshedding the Vanhal lots of work in the 1st movement 16ths and the 1st movement cadenza. Lots of woodshedding in the 3rd movement, I FOUND SOME HARMONICS UP HIGH! II:2(A) II:1(F#) II:T(D) III:2+(E) Then same later with an initial D same D or I:2? Really happy about this, especially if I remember next time.

#notaeuphemism

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otheorange_tag · @otheorange_tag
430 followers · 15893 posts · Server mstdn.social

Gaah, just remembered I have to print some Vanhal cello parts,

#notaeuphemism

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otheorange_tag · @otheorange_tag
428 followers · 15849 posts · Server mstdn.social

A reminder that guy doesn't have a tiny head, he has a HUGE VIOLA! , or at least not *just*

#symsat #notaeuphemism

Last updated 1 year ago

otheorange_tag · @otheorange_tag
421 followers · 15475 posts · Server mstdn.social

Thanks for coming, glad I could put something together! Now I'm going to run to the lab and practice my Vanhal! ...

#notaeuphemism #symsat

Last updated 1 year ago

BlueBlasphemy · @BlueBlasphemy
76 followers · 767 posts · Server mstdn.games

The kitten’s face smells like tacos.

#nocontext #notaeuphemism

Last updated 1 year ago

· @sodslawyer
165 followers · 2727 posts · Server mstdn.social

Oiled my bicycle, lads

#notaeuphemism

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Tim Jones · @timcore
431 followers · 3212 posts · Server mstdn.social

Just spilled mac and cheese in my beard.

#notaeuphemism

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· @sodslawyer
165 followers · 2722 posts · Server mstdn.social

Have downloaded a metronome app to see if I can use it as a midi beat clock equivalent for my Korg Volcas

#notaeuphemism

Last updated 1 year ago

franksting · @franksting
237 followers · 4663 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

Should toot more

#notaeuphemism

Last updated 1 year ago

Gordon Nodrog · @leif5000
55 followers · 675 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

Eating a Jazz apple.

#notaeuphemism

Last updated 1 year ago

Jessica S · @JessicaS
115 followers · 189 posts · Server mastodon.green

I will be celebrating today by lagging my pipes.

#notaeuphemism

Last updated 1 year ago

otheorange_tag · @otheorange_tag
357 followers · 10583 posts · Server mstdn.social

Mopped the lab or at least the worst parts. Expecting 4 of us for afternoon practice and 2 of us for night practice, nap time now.

#notaeuphemism

Last updated 1 year ago

Jyoti Mishra · @Jyoti
1111 followers · 5989 posts · Server mas.to

RIGHT! I'm gonna be OPTIMISTIC and WOOYEAH!

BRIT TOOTERS - what dating sites would you recommend? I've already tried OK Cupid, Match and pof.

Please boost and help an old walrus find troo lub.

#notaeuphemism #ineedadancingpartner #dating #onlinedating

Last updated 1 year ago

Matty J · @m4tty_j
50 followers · 902 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

There’s nothing better than paying £3 to a man with no teeth to get spun around on the back of his truck.

#funfair #notaeuphemism

Last updated 1 year ago