Thank Zeus the "sprint" tracking meeting is over. I am "glad" to find out we are 61% done with our tickets - phew! Of course, that number just means we have "charged" 61% of the hours "estimated" in each ticket. And if you think that's how close we are to finishing, I have a bridge somewhere around here you can buy. #agile #notagile #softwaredev

When your tax authorities are working on a national standard to "objectively measure the performance and output of Agile teams" and the workgroup only contains "Agile" coaches, CTO's, Release Train Engineers and other management/consultant roles you just know this is going to be another massive waste of government funds.

#Agile #NotAgile #FakeAgile

cc @allenholub

I'd like to start a new tradition. When your company takes in an intern their first task should be to delete all the JIRA cards older than they are. 🤣 #backlog #jira #notagile