ThinkingSapien · @ThinkingSapien
72 followers · 1729 posts · Server mstdn.social

There is a rooster across the street. I see it there all the time. Yet it never crosses the road. Why is that?

#notajoke

Last updated 1 year ago

‘Thew the Kooky 🤠 · @ThewTheKooky
526 followers · 570 posts · Server noagendasocial.com
shandrew · @shandrew
225 followers · 166 posts · Server hachyderm.io
· @professortom
167 followers · 5310 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

Promoted Tweet on Tim Cook's Twitter feed:

#notajoke #itsreal #apple #timcook #NoAgendaBannedCamp

Last updated 1 year ago

Eric Shivak · @Eshivak
128 followers · 759 posts · Server mstdn.social
Boomer · @Boomer
31 followers · 720 posts · Server mindly.social
Steven Hilton · @mshiltonj
114 followers · 1355 posts · Server universeodon.com

has offered a job to . Of course.

#russiatoday #tucker #notajoke

Last updated 2 years ago

griz grokz not · @griz
49 followers · 454 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

Driving when "thin privilege comes from white heteeo-mormative something or other."

I could have @ 6'1" 255ish according to Virginia S. Smith. &
Even @ #333 before discovering On my way to 190# so I can really enjoy thin privilege! ;)

Virginia who describes herself as "small fat" & enjoys a fair amount of thin privileges says to NOT tell kids "you can't have junk food or too many treats" What would JCD do/say

#npr #thinprivilege #fatactivist #notajoke #noagenda #diet #wwjd #confused

Last updated 2 years ago

Daniel Toman · @daniel
25 followers · 90 posts · Server postchat.io

@matt @kyl33t have fun! b-b-but… stop burning DVDs? you mean because we should be burning blu-rays, right?

#notajoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Michael Holroyd · @mkholroyd
46 followers · 294 posts · Server me.dm

Anyone know if Stephen King is on Mastodon?
And if so, what his handle is?

Asking for a...me.


(Figured I'd add the hashtag in case I've developed that kind of reputation.)

#notajoke

Last updated 2 years ago

DeFrisselle ☑️ · @defrisselle
353 followers · 12351 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

RT @loyalmoses
I just dropped 2 40% off Amazon coupon codes for the @SUNLU_3D S9+ during this special live show!

They got used immediately! 🔥

I have 3 more! Better watch if you want one! 😁

Enjoy the polka music! twitter.com/loyalmoses/status/

#notajoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Warlock Grimsmith · @warlockgrimsmith
2 followers · 111 posts · Server cr8r.gg

It’s extremely likely…

that every adult hand you shake…

Has touched a dick.

#notajoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Melissa Santos · @ansate
726 followers · 679 posts · Server social.coop

Ages ago we were talking about how to find an artist to take commissions for stuff like profile photos etc. what was that AI thing that people were using for 5 minutes? as an alternative to that.

I got an illustration/portrait from a photo via this etsy shop etsy.com/shop/CustomPortraitsW and I thought it came out great and was a good price!

/cc @est @danhon

#notajoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Alex Hillman ⚡️ · @alexhillman
1790 followers · 4358 posts · Server jawns.club

Married for 6 years today. Still ! youtu.be/GUtCh3SBIdI

#notajoke

Last updated 2 years ago

たみこ · @tamiko
39 followers · 74 posts · Server mstdn.jp

My default mode for dealing with grief is morbid humor so I guess it’s fitting that the funeral is on April 1st… 🪦🖤

#notajoke

Last updated 2 years ago

たみこ · @tamiko
44 followers · 100 posts · Server mstdn.jp

My default mode for dealing with grief is morbid humor so I guess it’s fitting that the funeral is on April 1st… 🪦🖤

#notajoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Bryan · @Bryan_Richardson
164 followers · 848 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

Millennial complaining moment: I consider myself a good employee, but I got written up for having a smoke at work but there’s a minimum of 4 employees who spend anywhere from 15-25% of their shift “using the bathroom.” and they’re production employees. How do you get away with that? I just want to find a job where everyone shows up to actually work.

#notajoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Tiong-seah Yap (Bear) · @tsakabear
3 followers · 179 posts · Server mastodon.world

just edited the last toot from * unbeatable * to * uneatable * , autocorrect is truly unbelievable. isn’t ? and again definitely not a joke.

#notajoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Tiong-seah Yap (Bear) · @tsakabear
3 followers · 177 posts · Server mastodon.world

Even the installation manual of Ikea never mentioned about the screw is unbeatable, will you put it inside the mouth and chew it ?

#notajoke

Last updated 2 years ago

· @ObeyTheCowGod
20 followers · 605 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

#notajoke

Last updated 2 years ago