There is a rooster across the street. I see it there all the time. Yet it never crosses the road. Why is that?

#NotAJoke

@lavish @boobury
#nothingtosee #incaseyoumissedit
Ssssshhhhhh goes the M5M.
next week?
#Sch3m3s #notajoke #bts

Concerned about increasing aws ec2 spot prices in us-east-1? Join us in *Spotsylvania*, coming soon!

https://www.datacenterfrontier.com/cloud/article/33006046/amazon-plans-major-data-center-expansion-in-virginias-spotsylvania-county

#aws #ec2 #spot #spotsylvania #badpuns #notajoke

Promoted Tweet on Tim Cook's Twitter feed:

#NotAJoke #itsreal #apple #timcook #NoAgendaBannedCamp

Daily Dose of Anti-Corona Humor

#AnticoronaHumor
#YearsOfTheVariants
#MothersDay
#NotAJoke
#HowDoTheyDoIt

#maythe4th #MayThe4thBeWithYou #notajoke #woke

#RussiaToday has offered a job to #Tucker. Of course.

#notajoke

Driving when #npr "thin privilege comes from white heteeo-mormative something or other."

I could have #thinprivilege @ 6'1" 255ish according to #FatActivist Virginia S. Smith. &
Even @ #333 #notaJoke before discovering #NoAgenda #diet On my way to 190# so I can really enjoy thin privilege! ;)

Virginia who describes herself as "small fat" & enjoys a fair amount of thin privileges says to NOT tell kids "you can't have junk food or too many treats" #wwjd What would JCD do/say

#confused

@matt @kyl33t have fun! b-b-but… stop burning DVDs? you mean because we should be burning blu-rays, right? #notajoke

Anyone know if Stephen King is on Mastodon?
And if so, what his handle is?

Asking for a...me.

#notajoke
(Figured I'd add the hashtag in case I've developed that kind of reputation.)

RT @loyalmoses
I just dropped 2 40% off Amazon coupon codes for the @SUNLU_3D S9+ during this special live show!

They got used immediately! 🔥

I have 3 more! Better watch if you want one! 😁

Enjoy the polka music! #NotAJoke https://twitter.com/loyalmoses/status/1642296268696457217

It’s extremely likely…

that every adult hand you shake…

Has touched a dick.

#notajoke

Ages ago we were talking about how to find an artist to take commissions for stuff like profile photos etc. what was that AI thing that people were using for 5 minutes? as an alternative to that.

I got an illustration/portrait from a photo via this etsy shop https://www.etsy.com/shop/CustomPortraitsWorld and I thought it came out great and was a good price!

/cc @est @danhon #notAJoke

Married for 6 years today. Still #notajoke! https://youtu.be/GUtCh3SBIdI

My default mode for dealing with grief is morbid humor so I guess it’s fitting that the funeral is on April 1st… 🪦🖤

#notAJoke

My default mode for dealing with grief is morbid humor so I guess it’s fitting that the funeral is on April 1st… 🪦🖤

#notAJoke

Millennial complaining moment: I consider myself a good employee, but I got written up for having a smoke at work but there’s a minimum of 4 employees who spend anywhere from 15-25% of their shift “using the bathroom.” #NotAJoke and they’re production employees. How do you get away with that? I just want to find a job where everyone shows up to actually work.

just edited the last toot from * unbeatable * to * uneatable * , autocorrect is truly unbelievable. isn’t ? and again definitely not a joke.

#NotAJoke

Even the installation manual of Ikea never mentioned about the screw is unbeatable, will you put it inside the mouth and chew it ?

#NotAJoke

@wyliesau

#notajoke