Got really annoyed this morning about having to take the kids to school and for the first time in a year their dad offered to take them. This is their last week of school. I declined, he is not going to mess up my streak. #NotGonnaHappen #LittleLate #seriously

How incredibly optimistic is the web designer who puts a re-subscribe button on the unsubscribe confirmation page. #notgonnahappen #readtheroom

Se Macron tivese algún xuízo, xa estarían a chamar a este energúmeno ao Quai d'Orsay a dar explicacións. #notgonnahappen

Tämä siis liittyy siihen, että vajaan viidentoista minuutin päästä minun pitäisi olla tehtävälistani mukaan toimistolla tulostelemassa. Ei tule tapahtumaan.

#HousutPoissa #NotGonnaHappen #NakedUglyGuy

Shame on the BBC for their suspension of @GaryLineker over outspoken political opinions.
I look forward to their matching suspension of another high-profile presenter, @Lord_Sugar of the Apprentice, for his equally outspoken political opinions.
#notgonnahappen #rightwingbias

@VPSuuronen Suomessa osataan leikata mutta kuka tosiaan pohtii miten rahaa saadaan lisää paitsi nostamalla työllisyysaste jollain poppakonstilla 5% ylemmäs. #notgonnahappen

Just one random idea that never gonna happen but for some reason I cant stop thinking on Alice starring a "Kids show" similiar to Blue Clues or something like that, teaching numbers and letters and you know how...

Would be very bizarre do somethig like that lol

#NotGonnahappen #Randomthougts

@just_alex @PaddyRoggins @SAWYNNE1 @khive Put her in as the new VP candidate on the 2024 ticket, of course! #NotGonnaHappen

#trickledownhorseshit has cost this country a large middle class. Money and power corrupt absolutely. Disparity between the haves and have nots continues to outpace most industrial countries. If only media would make an effort to highlight. But wait, they’re in a large part owned by ultra rich. #notgonnahappen

@mawgan I think a secret unidentified team will show up and beat both of them. #NotGonnaHappen

@PuckThePilot I think you're right. I look at my Gen Z nieces and nephews, and try to imagine them answering a call from an unidentified number and then actually talking to a pollster. #NotGonnaHappen