No, Dropbox, I don't want you to remember me. I've never, ever wanted you to remember me. Furthermore, I will never want you to remember me in future.

#Dropbox #NotHelpful

#EthnicStudies Professor Claiming to be Native American Resigns to Avoid Investigation Into Her Heritage

#NotHelpful

https://themessenger.com/news/ethnic-studies-professor-claiming-to-be-native-american-resigns-to-avoid-investigation-into-her-heritage

@brena All the supermarkets are ripoff artists. Countdown offer onecard boosts, but they can be only claimed by using a specific onecard. Each family member has their own card so only one of us can shop and claim those discounts. We end up shuffling the cards around like a poker game. #NotHelpful

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My less brilliant ideas.

- I just tried putting an apple out of the fridge down my bra, to warm it up so it wasn't so cold to bite.

#wouldNotRecommend #notHelpful

@Alice
You could always just ship them to wherever you're going.

Ground, of course.
😏

#nothelpful

And if you click on it, it’ll take you to the 1,138th post. #nothelpful #mastodon

Things that annoy me:
* When people call but hang up before I've been able to get to the phone.
* When people call and my phone screen freezes and won't let me answer.
* Any of the above and the caller doesn't leave a message.
* Or they do leave a message but speak so fast and/or with an accent I'm not used to and I can't understand what they've said.
* The non-message-leavers repeatedly call and don't leave messages.
* If I happen to recognise the number and I call them back, nobody at the other end knows who called me, or why.

#PhoneUsage #PhoneManners #NotHelpful #WhenCalling #LeaveAMessage

@Fullnihilism Seriously, the lines don't matter, only the toll booths and exits.

It's all a blob now, one giant state of being.

😂 #NotHelpful

I think I've spent too much time driving the eastern seaboard...

While searching another social media platform for mastodonians I know, I found this video I shared 9 years ago. #nothelpful

https://youtu.be/K6F2SSWRdG0

@mikec You could... run Amazon's flavour of Android #nothelpful

@werekat yeah, I just asked @maswan "Where would you get a new screen for a tablet?" and all I got was funny look and "I'd get a new tablet." #nothelpful XD