Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
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Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2172 followers · 2932 posts · Server mas.toRobin: The Batmobile won’t start.
Batman: Check the battery.
Robin: What’s a tery?
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
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Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2164 followers · 2897 posts · Server mas.toI used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.
But then I turned myself around.
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2158 followers · 2881 posts · Server mas.toI’m gonna write a book about all the things I should have done with my life.
l’ll call it my oughtabiography.
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2155 followers · 2867 posts · Server mas.toI just found out my girlfriend is a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2151 followers · 2859 posts · Server mas.toDogs can’t operate MRI machines.
But catscan.
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2152 followers · 2856 posts · Server mas.toWent to see a movie about an air conditioner.
Wasn’t a fan.
(I know, this joke blows.)
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2152 followers · 2851 posts · Server mas.toI went to a psychic and knocked on her front door.
She yelled “who is it?”
So I left.
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2152 followers · 2842 posts · Server mas.toWhy could you never starve to death in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
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Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2150 followers · 2831 posts · Server mas.toMy coworkers laugh at my jokes during in-person meetings, but never during online meetings.
When I asked them why, they said that my jokes aren’t remotely funny.
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2144 followers · 2813 posts · Server mas.toEvery morning I announce to my family that I’m going jogging, but then I don’t go.
It’s a running joke.
Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
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Mark Wyner :vm: · @markwyner
2135 followers · 2788 posts · Server mas.toMy dog swallowed a whole bag of scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get checked out.
No word yet.