Here's horror: I just googled Missile Command and the first hit that google gave me is to the AARP website! Arrgh!
#notOld #missileCommand

My first realisation that I was no longer young was quite a shock. I was walking through a local shopping mall, and saw dad walking towards me. I smiled, he smiled, and we both opened our mouths to say g'day.

Then I realised. I was just about to say g'day to a mirror. 😭😭😭 😂😂😂

If you're no longer young, what made you realise?

#notold
#notmyfather
#cruelmirror
#selfimage
#ageing

Wow. In that case I must be geologically ancient
#oldPeople #notOld

Gee, thanks #Apple #iOS #emoji picker

#GenX #GenerationX #old #NotOld

Looks like the Hilltops are keeping me in the Hottest 100 for another year 🤷🏽‍♂️ #notold #getoffmylawn #hottest100

Despite the caption you may have seen with photos of this sculpture that have circulated on Mastodon, this cat is not from the 4th century BC. Artist Sara Swink made it just over a decade ago.

#cat #sculpture #contemporary #NotOld #CatOnPerson

https://saraswink.com/artwork/2356408-I%20Remember%20You.html

I never put on my profile that I am a mother, I've noticed people are doing this and I'm over like, no this is mine they can't have any of it 😂 To be fair one is an adult and the other a teen so they've lost interest in me now 🥺 #NotOld 😂

You can knock Journey all you want, and you're largely justified in doing so. But "Wheel in the Sky" fuckin' cooks.
#notold #notold #YOU'REold