Next application for #ChatGPT: text conversations with your deceased relatives. "Turns out it's quite easy to simulate someone who's rambling through old memories and not paying attention to what you're saying", say marketers. #Parody #NotParody

Yesterday when the #CBI asked the #PrimeMinister what he was going to do about the fact that the economy is crumbling under Brexit, his reply was that he won't do anything to harm the wins and opportunities of #Brexit.

Here are the top 9 Brexit opportunities as identified over the course of half a year by the Brexit Opportunities department under #JacobReesMogg.

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