The mass shooter in Philly is white. SCOTUS is about to review a fictitious anti-gay case and it's very, very hot in Toronto. Oh, and the Blue Jays suck right now. Now that you're all up to date, I'm heading out to the back deck to check the pool. Have a good one!

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