Batman Off Duty · @BatmanOffDuty
8 followers · 7 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.orgFive Easy Steps to Avoid Heartburn Over 40
1) Never eat anything delicious, or good
2) Dig a big hole in your backyard
3) Crawl down into the hole and just die there
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