@GossiTheDog in fairness, darn handy when you forget your admin credentials though (#irony #notSerious)

I frequently install data classification labeling software on my victims machines before I exfiltrate, so I know what I’m getting in advance.

#InfoSec #Seriously #NotSerious

I would never have a mini fridge in my bedroom. seems like pathological behaviour. but who am I to criticize? I sleep on a little cot in my kitchen. It’s a kitchen mini-bed. I’m completely serious.

#notserious #trends

Did you know that they were putting microchips in to kids as far back as 1922?
#notserious @booksellers @bookstodon

A very short "proof of concept" video of the mighty Tufty having fun.

https://youtube.com/shorts/k2l3DwRU0Vc?feature=share

#Tufty #NotSerious #ColoredLights

Aw yeah, it's happening! #Twitter #notserious

@bkm
The downside is you're here all night too. And weekends... holidays... while sick...

#SendHelp #NotSerious

@talia_christine

@watch_union
Könnte man Putin nicht sagen, dass er die Ukraine lassen soll und stattdessen Ungarn haben kann? 🤔
#notserious

What kind of sociopath leaves third world carcinogens in the stockings of minors because they don't have a fully developed moral compass yet? #santa #rants #notserious

What kind of sociopath leaves third world carcinogens in the stockings of minors because they don't have a fully developed moral compass yet? #santa #rants #notserious

Hearing the sound of bursting shells outside my house at 7:55 PM on a random Friday in November.

"So they've sent in the tanks..."

#notserious #somefoolwithfireworks

I don't want to make you jealous but over on tumblr they are making up Extremely Serious Discourse on a made-up Scorsese Russian Neopolitan film called Goncharov and honestly this is what the internet was made for.

#notserious #unreality #goncharov #teamkatyaxsofia
#beatsfollowingthefootball

I don't want to make you jealous but over on tumblr they are making up Extremely Serious Discourse on a made-up Scorsese Russian Neopolitan film called Goncharov and honestly this is what the internet was made for.

#notserious #unreality #goncharov #team katyaxsofia
#beatsfollowingthefootball

Fun on Saturday 🙂
Crows are clever. So I am trying to teach them basic mathematics with the help of the dog biscuits they love.
1+2=3
Not so sure if it worked, but one of them took off with the result! 😀

#crows #dogbiscuits #photography #fun #birds #bonio #canon #math #krähe #notserious

@BreeRaeWrites @ruud I think this is probably the best simple #diagram explaining how the #Fediverse works.

#notserious

https://i.imgur.com/TXgHJ4k.gif

With all the recent joiners, I'm going to claim hipster cred having strolled in here a week ago.

#notserious

No, no, no... I'm definitely NOT in denial!

#notserious

@deem@dev.glitch.social @amphetamine

Tell her NO SLACKING OFF. I was posting on Mastodon within a couple of hours after being wheeled out!

(#NotSerious)