Chris Pelatari · @blue_fenix
72 followers · 875 posts · Server hachyderm.io

mutherfucker

#nottoday

Last updated 1 year ago

Chris Pelatari · @blue_fenix
72 followers · 875 posts · Server hachyderm.io

What do we say to the god of death?

#nottoday

Last updated 1 year ago

PSiReN-X · @PSiReN
18 followers · 1394 posts · Server syzito.xyz
Carrie Randolph :apple_inc: · @harleygold
431 followers · 3224 posts · Server mas.to

Kudos to the oil worker for saving a life. Bear will get his chance again.

Oil worker says he was fired for saving a moose calf from being eaten by a black bear, report says
businessinsider.com/man-says-f

#Canada #nottoday

Last updated 1 year ago

Noortje van Heeswijk · @noordraaitdoor
82 followers · 420 posts · Server mastodonners.nl

Goedemorgen! Zijn jullie ook nog zo moe? Er waren tijden dat ik om 6 al fris en fruitig ontwaakte…

#nottoday

Last updated 1 year ago

Jesse · @RocketMamaJesse
163 followers · 978 posts · Server ohai.social

Me: I should exercise more

*rolls ankle, hard, less than 12 hours later*

Me: I should exercise more

*is knocked flat by a gastro bug*

I meant stroll on a treadmill, not join CrossFit. WTF universe?

#exercise #nottoday

Last updated 1 year ago

Santiago Lema :amiga: · @santiago
330 followers · 3842 posts · Server masto.lema.org

O plano era comida saudável.

#nottoday

Last updated 2 years ago

Laura Cochran · @lacochran
1004 followers · 1203 posts · Server universeodon.com
dystobot · @dystobot
5 followers · 4595 posts · Server med-mastodon.com

[Automatic repost twitter.com/dystobot/status/16]

RT @SugarlipsN: My body is unhappy 😞 so I’m just not moving much today. I am feeling like I don’t want to deal with anything or anyone today.

#dystonia #dystoniacureneeded #nottoday #SelfCare

Last updated 2 years ago

Queen of New York · @queenofnewyork
214 followers · 1043 posts · Server newsie.social

I am probably going to cycle around whether or not it’s time to let the Fluffernutter go. Until it’s finally time.

#dog #seniordog #nottoday

Last updated 2 years ago

Rasta™ · @Rasta
868 followers · 19015 posts · Server halifaxsocial.ca

Get up @LesterHammerer you're missing the sunrise ..

(😎 but not this one, you may have flurries?)

Putting AWE in your AWESOME!

#sunrise #ocean #morning #nottoday #scenic #alttext

Last updated 2 years ago

Atheist Mom · @atheistmom
100 followers · 236 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Atheist Mom · @atheistmom
100 followers · 235 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Atheist Mom · @atheistmom
100 followers · 234 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Atheist Mom · @atheistmom
100 followers · 233 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Atheist Mom · @atheistmom
100 followers · 232 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Atheist Mom · @atheistmom
100 followers · 231 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Atheist Mom · @atheistmom
100 followers · 230 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Atheist Mom · @atheistmom
100 followers · 229 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Atheist Mom · @atheistmom
100 followers · 228 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org