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Chris Pelatari · @blue_fenix

72 followers · 875 posts · Server hachyderm.io

#nottoday mutherfucker

#nottoday

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Chris Pelatari · @blue_fenix

72 followers · 875 posts · Server hachyderm.io

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What do we say to the god of death? #nottoday

#nottoday

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PSiReN-X · @PSiReN

18 followers · 1394 posts · Server syzito.xyz

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@selzero

#YouWontKnowThis, yet; but...

#InBetween #MyTime as a #MilitaryFlightOfficer / #Medic and a #Civilian #ClinicalPsychiatrist; I #SpentSomeTime as a #DocumentationManager / #Controller for #AbbeyNationalBank... #BeforeSantander made #MyPost #Redundant... #Santander had its own #InHouseTeam exactly #LikeMine

#TrueStory... #Them were #TheDays...

#NotByAccident, I was also #One of their #BrandAmbassadors...

#OneDay... I may #Elaborate; but #NotToday...

🧙🛠️🤖🐺🤖🛠️🧙 | 🛫🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🛬

#youwontknowthis #inbetween #mytime #militaryflightofficer #medic #civilian #clinicalpsychiatrist #spentsometime #documentationmanager #controller #abbeynationalbank #beforesantander #mypost #redundant #santander #inhouseteam #likemine #truestory #them #thedays #notbyaccident #one #brandambassadors #oneday #elaborate #nottoday

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Carrie Randolph :apple_inc: · @harleygold

431 followers · 3224 posts · Server mas.to

Insider - Oil worker says he was fired for saving baby moose from hungry bear: report

Kudos to the oil worker for saving a life. Bear will get his chance again. #NotToday #Canada

Oil worker says he was fired for saving a moose calf from being eaten by a black bear, report says
https://www.businessinsider.com/man-says-fired-after-saving-baby-moose-bear-2023-7

#Canada #nottoday

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Noortje van Heeswijk · @noordraaitdoor

82 followers · 420 posts · Server mastodonners.nl

Goedemorgen! Zijn jullie ook nog zo moe? Er waren tijden dat ik om 6 al fris en fruitig ontwaakte… #nottoday

#nottoday

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Jesse · @RocketMamaJesse

163 followers · 978 posts · Server ohai.social

Me: I should exercise more

*rolls ankle, hard, less than 12 hours later*

Me: I should exercise more

*is knocked flat by a gastro bug*

I meant stroll on a treadmill, not join CrossFit. WTF universe?
#exercise #nottoday

#exercise #nottoday

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Santiago Lema :amiga: · @santiago

330 followers · 3842 posts · Server masto.lema.org

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O plano era comida saudável.

#NotToday

#nottoday

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Laura Cochran · @lacochran

1004 followers · 1203 posts · Server universeodon.com

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Bonus Caturday entry… sort of.

Cariño is not feeling the Caturday vibe.

#photography #fotografia #fotografie #MastoArt #BonusContent #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #cats #DidISayYouCouldTakeMyPicture
#YouBetterHaveTreats
#NotToday
#LauraCochranPhotography

#photography #fotografia #fotografie #MastoArt #bonuscontent #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #cats #didisayyoucouldtakemypicture #youbetterhavetreats #nottoday #lauracochranphotography

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dystobot · @dystobot

5 followers · 4595 posts · Server med-mastodon.com

[Automatic repost https://twitter.com/dystobot/status/1644058674783047689]

RT @SugarlipsN: My body is unhappy 😞 so I’m just not moving much today. I am feeling like I don’t want to deal with anything or anyone today. #Dystonia #DystoniaCureNeeded #nottoday #selfcare

#dystonia #dystoniacureneeded #nottoday #SelfCare

Last updated 2 years ago

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Queen of New York · @queenofnewyork

214 followers · 1043 posts · Server newsie.social

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I am probably going to cycle around whether or not it’s time to let the Fluffernutter go. Until it’s finally time. #dog #SeniorDog #NotToday

#dog #seniordog #nottoday

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Rasta™ · @Rasta

868 followers · 19015 posts · Server halifaxsocial.ca

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Get up @LesterHammerer you're missing the sunrise ..

(😎 but not this one, you may have flurries?)

Putting AWE in your AWESOME!

#Sunrise #Ocean #Morning #NotToday #Scenic #AltText

#sunrise #ocean #morning #nottoday #scenic #alttext

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