MAN, can I just say that this was the PERFECT fortune cookie to get on Jan 1st of a year that I’m attempting to sell my house in a crappy market?

#FortuneCookie
#FortuneCookieWisdom
#NewYear
#HappyNewYear
#NoWhammies

Anybody else feeling that, "Kids, please don't do flips or slide down stairs or use the sharp knives or any other insane things that will land us in the ER in the next 3 days" type of feeling? #Motherhood #Christmas #NoWhammies

The little game thing with a nasally voice who always gets hurt and we all love to hate...And no, I'm not talking about Bubsy the Bobcat.

I really hope we can get some TV Shows to ditch Twitter and come on over to Mastodon. Maybe then I'll finally have some accounts worth following...

Maybe I'll start reaching out to some of them via my Instagram...

#FanArt #MastoArt #ArtistsOnMastodon #TheWhammy #PressYourLuck #GameShow #ElizabethBanks #BigBucks #NoWhammies