Me watching my friend unwrapping a mystery present my partner bought alone, yet is signed as from "both of us". Yup. #nowWeAreCommitted

Happy... Holi-? Yes? It's, no, I.... Yeah. 🤔⁉️You too. For you! And that guy who likes....uh. you. Him. Steve? Leslie? ...or Anne...?Who-yeah. Steve.

Holidays, right?

Let me see that, real quick? 👁️‍🗨️😬

#yuleBeSorry

#dadjoke
#nowIAmSorry
#sorry