Lads - I don't wanna jinx things, but if we win 13-nil tomorrow and Southampton beat Leicester tonight, we're up to 15th. #Everton #UTT #NSNO

Had a lovely round of golf over lunch. Sadly, I've just realised that the hat I designed to look like it had an #Everton crest on it, just makes me look like I'm wearing my giant penis cap.

Anyway, Onwards, Evertonians! #UTFT #NSNO

Early crosses! Who knew that would put pressure on a defense? #everton #EVESOU #EFC #premierleague #NSNO #COYB

New Manager Day comes around earlier and earlier every season... #NSNO #Everton

#EFC
#EvertonFC
#NSNO
#COYB
Any Twitter refugees out there?

Happy for Enner Valencia tonight. Dude essentially had a first half hat-trick. Wish things had worked out for him at Everton. Would love to see him progress and be one of the top goal scorers in the tournament. #COYB #NSNO #ETID #UTFT #vamosEcuador

See the thing is, I think I'm managing to follow most of the more widely known accounts from #twitter but other than a furiously unreadable local or federated timeline, I'm not sure if it's really working that well.

Maybe it takes time to move, and use this instead of that.

Maybe everyone has a cat on the keyboard.

Anyway. #utft #nsno