"Tonight's story, known con-artist Donald J Trump was found GUILTY on five-hundred-and-twelve counts of Tax Evasion, and has been sentenced to be thrown in the sarlac pit, where he will be digested for a million years!"

Renowned educator Tom Scott and world-class politician Deez Nuts watched as the tax evading former-president screeched something about how Climate Change was a hoax, saying one last stupid thing before being pushed right into the open mouth of the giant monster, which closed around him and swallowed him.

"Huh..." Tom said.

"What?" Deez asked.

"Climate Change." Tom answered, "It's not a hoax."

Deez shook his head, "no, it's not..."

They looked up at the clock. 7:10 PM.

"Well, it's almost time." Tom said, pulling the TF-ray out of his pocket.

"Yep," Deez nodded, "Better get on with it so we'll be good and ready by midnight."

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