HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

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Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy...

#farage #politics #Numpty
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-66097039

Me wondering why my supermarket delivery hasn't arrived.

Then discovering it's because I didn't actually book a slot until tomorrow.

#Numpty

Right, re my post yesterday about charging problems with our MG4 #EV
I'm a bit embarrassed, really, but the problem was the car's app. It seems that the target charge for fast chargers was changed to 60%, which accounts for all 3 problems.
I didn't even know this target could be changed but would have to hold my hand up and admit I could have nerfed the slider control, but someone on the MG forum has said that the app can alter this for some reason. I suspect she was being kind. #numpty

What could improve a lovely sunny afternoon, a bit of gardening done and washing on the line?

According to 2 doors down a bloody great garden fire could.

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#gatdening #fire #numpty

Karl Stefanovic is living proof, that you don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.

#Putrid #Wanker #Numpty

I injured my foot falling off a unicycle. I probably broke one of those small bones, but never got it checked because I was working. It still hurts now 20+ years later.

#numpty

Screaming "I'M YOUR NEW DADDY NOW Arsehole!" down the mic after shooting a sniper that's been annoying the absolute fuck out of you...and forgetting to switch your mic from team to friend chat...then hearing random laughter....is not one of my most shining moments of today #numpty 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

What a div. For about three weeks now, I thought I'd broken the hinge on my #Cubase laptop, and killed the screen.

Turns out it was just because it was on a speaker, and the magnet was making it think the lid was closed!

Lift the laptop, and hey presto, I'm a #numpty

I was today years old when I learned how to find an replace FROM THE CURRENT LINE ONWARD in vi(m):

:.,$s/foo/bar/g

Since about 1995 I'd been using :%s/foo/bar/g to replace ALL and hoping for the best #numpty