UEFA Super Cup! Sevilla have of course been laughable for the last year-plus, an absolute shitshow of a team, and Man City should basically mop the floor with them. On the other hand, they love hardware (specifically the Europa League cup), and they’re not City.

I’m for Sevilla because a) #LFC, b) I spent an autumn there and c) I’m craving 100 Montaditos

Best reasonable outcome for Sevilla: 0-0 AET, Sevilla wins 4-3 on pens
Most likely outcome: City 4-1

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