actually, where the hell are all the #objectum #objectophilia #objectsexual #mechanophilia #osor instances/communities/people? i know there's plane fursonas and dragon trains and all but where are my fellow carfucker peeps? who else wants to stick their dick in the vcr unironically, or legitimately Feels Things when they see a shiny lamborghini or ferrari? Or gets hot and bothered when hearing certain polyphonic noises from an analogue synthesizer? or is it literally just me?

i'm lowkey remembering that post i saw screencapped a while back (not on mastodon) where an anon really fetishized bathroom tiles. need to meet more people like that /gen. normalize being freaky about inanimate objects y'all.

#introduction
G'day fuzzbutts. Call me Lex, Static or BS. 28, they/he. Fairly new to Mast; I lurked a bit back in I wanna say 2015? But never had the technical skills to work out how anything functioned so I mostly just stuck to tumblr (hi reddit refugees lol).

I'm a casual artist who enjoys a little #fatfur on the side as a treat, but I'm not brave enough to post any lewd sketches or anything yet lmao. May comm the odd piece here or there though.

Been lowkey gaining since around 2015, but probs knew I was a fatfur earlier than this. Only recently got into things like #rubber #latex some time around 2018. Currently want to sit around the 80-90kg mark but not really planning to go over this IRL due to health reasons.

Pan, NB, (closed) poly. Not looking for any other relationships, sorry, as I already have my eyes set on someone.

I'm also #objectum and conceptum, mainly an attraction to cars, synthesizers and storms/electricity.

Outside of #furry #plurality & #alterhuman stuff (my system of 12 DID headmates all base our fursonas on our kintypes) I also dabble in music from time to time, usually electronic. I mostly like my industrial, EBM, jungle, hardcore, breaks, rave & other loud percussive bleepy-bloopy stuff, but I'll listen to pretty much anything. Introduce me to weird subgenres lol.

Was briefly vegan for a time but slowly swinging back to meat. Still ARA though.

#420 #stoner #psychonaut where y'all at bros

i wonder how big the #objectum community is on mastodon, ive been seeing an increasing number of them on other platforms but not sure about masto