Tyler · @WideAperture
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Kermit the Frog should not be brought on to the sidelines of a college basketball game cause apparently the commentators just don’t seem quite clever enough to pull it off.

#oddbits

Last updated 2 years ago

Tyler · @WideAperture
665 followers · 1109 posts · Server stranger.social

My wife and niece are continuing the deep convo they initiated about two hours...I just want to watch basketball. My brain is drained and I am in no shape to participate lol

#oddbits

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Tyler · @WideAperture
665 followers · 1109 posts · Server stranger.social

My niece is making connections and discoveries at 16 that I didn’t clue into until I was in my (late) 30s. Pretty darn impressive 🥰

#oddbits

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Tyler · @WideAperture
665 followers · 1109 posts · Server stranger.social

Walking over the Victoria Falls Bridge would freak me right out. I absolutely despise heights

#oddbits

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Tyler · @WideAperture
665 followers · 1109 posts · Server stranger.social

Never fully trust your teen to wake up to their alarm(s)

#til #oddbits

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Tyler · @WideAperture
665 followers · 1109 posts · Server stranger.social

Kinda surprised my knee didn’t hurt at all today. I’m thinking spending hours sitting in my recliner may have some benefit after all.

#oddbits

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Tyler · @WideAperture
665 followers · 1109 posts · Server stranger.social

I feel like the Temple of Doom bug wrangler should have gotten an Oscar or something 😬

#movies #oddbits

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Tyler · @WideAperture
665 followers · 1109 posts · Server stranger.social

I hate the water, I hate being wet, and I hate YOU!

#oddbits

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Tyler · @WideAperture
665 followers · 1109 posts · Server stranger.social

Okey dokey, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes!

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Tyler · @WideAperture
665 followers · 1109 posts · Server stranger.social

I had nachos, pad Thai, and a piece of pizza for dinner. No wonder things smell a little weird huh

#oddbits

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Tyler · @WideAperture
665 followers · 1109 posts · Server stranger.social

All I can say is that that eyebrow was a doozy. She was all over it and I didn’t even have to request an amputation. 🤣

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Tyler · @WideAperture
665 followers · 1109 posts · Server stranger.social

Maybe my barber can eliminate this rouge eyebrow I’m not steady enough to tweeze out myself.

#oddbits

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Tyler · @WideAperture
665 followers · 1109 posts · Server stranger.social

I have to get a haircut in a couple of hours so I should probably put this thing down so I’ll have fun and exciting new things to read while I wait. 🤔

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Tyler · @WideAperture
665 followers · 1109 posts · Server stranger.social

I think I may have to watch the new episode of . It’s about the global spyware industry…. Seems like it will be interesting

#frontline #pbs #oddbits

Last updated 2 years ago

Tyler · @WideAperture
665 followers · 1109 posts · Server stranger.social

I’m not a fan of all these prescription drug commercials I seem to get targeted with. I don’t have a prescription pad so what is it they think they’re going to achieve? I’m certainly not going to barge into a doctor’s office and demand their chemical either.

#oddbits

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Tyler · @WideAperture
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It’s at that time of the week where any incoming communication will be dealt with on Monday.

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Tyler · @WideAperture
657 followers · 864 posts · Server stranger.social

I really dislike the fact that #2 Meathead feels the compulsion to weigh in with absolutely redundant commentary

#oddbits

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Tyler · @WideAperture
657 followers · 857 posts · Server stranger.social

Man, apparently brevity and conciseness aren’t leadership qualities the organization selects for

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Tyler · @WideAperture
657 followers · 845 posts · Server stranger.social

My mangled mastodon explanation to the lunch crowd paid off with a potential sign up. I’m guessing the conversations going forward might be a little interesting 🤣

#mastodon #fediverse #oddbits

Last updated 2 years ago

Tyler · @WideAperture
656 followers · 822 posts · Server stranger.social

I’m glad the guy picked up on the nonverbal cues and walked away. I just don’t have the desire for what would end up as an utterly pointless conversation. Come back after lunch, when I’ve got my stuff done, and try again.

#oddbits

Last updated 2 years ago