#Haiku for International #Bagpipe Day:
The maddening skirl
of six strolling bagpipers
invaded my ears.
#Bagpipes #Senryu #Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity #OddHolidays #Music
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For some inexplicable reason, it's "International Defend The Donut Day."
How to celebrate
"Defend The Donut Day?"
Just let them grow stale.
#Donuts #Doughnuts #OddHolidays
#Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity #Food #Desserts #Dessert
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It's "National Battery Day," which gives me a good excuse to post my "Dim-Witted Driver" #Limerick:
A dim-witted driver named Ed
Often finds that his battery’s dead.
He’s forgetful most nights
And he leaves on the lights.
That’s why Edward is no longer wed.
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2009/06/03/dim-witted-driver/
#Limericks #Rhyme
#Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity #Battery #Batteries #BatteryDay #OddHolidays
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It’s “National Puzzle Day,” which gives me a good excuse to post this limerick:
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2023/01/29/puzzling-limerick/
#Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Puzzle #Puzzles #OddHolidays #Wordle
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Happy “National Kazoo Day,” if you insist.
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2023/01/28/kazoo-humor/
#Limericks #Limerick #Rhymes #Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity #Kazoo #KazooDay #OddHolidays #Music #Noise #Inventions #Instruments
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A Limerick for "Data Privacy Day."
A fellow was going through hoops
To avoid being spied on by snoops.
He had nothing to hide,
But could never abide
His life being turned into scoops.
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2013/06/07/big-brother-humor/
#Data #Privacy #OddHolidays #DataPrivacy #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme
#Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity
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To all those who celebrate it, Happy National Pie Day!
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2023/01/23/pie-day-humor/
#Limericks #Limerick #Food #Pie #PieDay #OddHolidays #Holidays #Rhyme #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing
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Here's my limerick for "National Bagel Day."
Is “Bagel Day” fun, or just folly?
I suppose it makes bagel fans jolly,
Served with lox and cream cheese,
Maybe onion, but jeez,
I would rather just have a bialy.
#Bagels #Bagel #BagelDay #OddHolidays #Food #Bialy
#Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #NYC #Jewish #Jews
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Can it really be
International Skeptics Day?
I’m skeptical.
#Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #OddHolidays #Holidays #skepticism
#skepticism #holidays #oddholidays #writing #micropoetry #amwriting #poem #writingprompt #prompt #prompts #poets #smallpoems #tinypoems #poetry #Senryu #haiku
As some of you may have noticed, I often use an oddball holiday as an excuse for a limerick. So happy "National Glazed Doughnut Day!"
#Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Donuts #Doughnuts #VerseThursday #Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry #Writing #OddHolidays #Holidays
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Here's my 2-verse #Quatrain for Peculiar People Day.
My peculiar predilection:
I like people who are odd.
I’ll applaud a little strangeness,
But find “normal” humans flawed.
That makes perfect sense: They tell me
I am rather “weird” myself.
I don’t mind critiques and putdowns—
Just don’t call me “off the shelf.”
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2014/01/09/peculiar-people-day-humor/
#PeculiarPeopleDay #OddHolidays #Holidays
#Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #micropoetry #Writing
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Happy "Word Nerd Day!" (Limerick)
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2023/01/09/word-nerd-day-limerick/
#NerdDay #Nerd #OddHolidays #Holidays #Language #Words #Memory #Limerick #Limericks
#Poetry #TinyPoems #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompts #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #MicroPoetry
#micropoetry #amwriting #poem #writingprompt #prompt #prompts #poets #smallpoems #tinypoems #poetry #limericks #limerick #memory #words #language #holidays #oddholidays #nerd #nerdday
Although I dislike the word "girl" when applied to an adult, I can't resist celebrating "Short Girl Appreciation Day" with a limerick.
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2016/12/21/short-women-limerick/
#Holidays #OddHolidays #Limerick #Limericks
#Poetry #SmallPoems #Poets
#poets #smallpoems #poetry #limericks #limerick #oddholidays #holidays
Although I dislike the word "girl" when applied to an adult, I can't resist celebrating "Short Girl Appreciation Day" with a limerick.
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2016/12/21/short-women-limerick/
#Holidays #OddHolidays #Limerick #Limericks
#Poetry #SmallPoems #Poets
#poets #smallpoems #poetry #limericks #limerick #oddholidays #holidays
Here's a #Horse related #limerick, since today is #NationalDayOfTheHorse.
A gal's parents, upset, then joined forces
In condemning her new choice of courses.
"I'll be learning collage,
Equine health and dressage."
"Bad idea," they nagged. "Please hold your horses."
#Horses #Animals #OddPrompt #OddHolidays #Holidays #Limericks #Poetry #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #Prompt #Prompts
#prompts #amwriting #poem #writingprompt #prompt #poets #smallpoems #poetry #limericks #holidays #oddholidays #oddprompt #animals #horses #nationaldayofthehorse #limerick #horse
It's National #Violin Day, so here's a limerick to celebrate.
(I use #odd #holidays as #limerick & #haiku #prompts. Feel free to join me.)
A fellow who plays violin
Bears his neck pain with grace and a grin:
“Yes the problem is big,
But it comes with the gig;
I must take all my aches on the chin.”
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2022/12/13/violin-day/
#Music #Musician #Musicians #Violins #Violinist #Violinists #OddPrompt #OddHolidays #Holidays #Limericks #Poetry #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting
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National Pastry Day
"Commence with three varieties of cream,
Add in three different versions of pastry,
and three compotes will provision
three dozen dear combinations,"
– Edouard de Pomiane making sweets.
(PS: The scansion took at least an hour!)
#OddPrompt #OddHolidays #Holidays #Limericks #Poetry #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting
#oddprompt #oddholidays #holidays #limericks #poetry #smallpoems #poets #prompt #writingprompt #poem #amWriting
It's National #Pastry Day, so here's a limerick to celebrate.
(I use #odd #holidays as #limerick & #haiku #prompts. Feel free to join me.)
A pastry chef promised to can
All her plans to procure a nice tan,
Cuz fresh wrinkles appeared
Ev’ry day, which she feared
Came from baking like cake in a pan.
#OddPrompt #OddHolidays #Holidays #Limericks #Poetry #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting
#amwriting #poem #writingprompt #prompt #poets #smallpoems #poetry #limericks #oddholidays #oddprompt #prompts #haiku #limerick #holidays #odd #pastry
It's #BlueJeansDay, so here's a limerick to celebrate:
(I use #odd #holidays as #limerick & #haiku #prompts. Feel free to join me.)
Call them denims or #jeans — I don’t care–
That’s one garment I simply won’t wear.
I don’t buy the appeal
Of its look or its feel,
And I’d rather go naked. Don’t stare!
#OddPrompt #OddHolidays #Holidays #Limericks #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting #Clothing
#clothing #amwriting #poem #writingprompt #prompt #poets #smallpoems #limericks #oddholidays #oddprompt #jeans #prompts #haiku #limerick #holidays #odd #bluejeansday
It's #Sock Day, so here's a haiku & limerick to celebrate:
(I use #odd #holidays as #limerick & #haiku #prompts. Feel free to join me.)
Yet another sock
Has escaped; it's on the run.
AWOL! Or eaten.
***
AWOL socks are a grim laundry given;
Former pairs inexplicably riven,
Dresser drawers oddly littered
With orphans, embittered
And wond’rin’ where old mates are livin’.
#OddPrompt #OddHolidays #Holidays #Socks #Limericks #Senryu #Poetry #SmallPoems #Poets #Prompt #WritingPrompt #Poem #AmWriting
#amwriting #poem #writingprompt #prompt #poets #smallpoems #poetry #Senryu #limericks #socks #oddholidays #oddprompt #prompts #haiku #limerick #holidays #odd #sock