In more Maryland news. (Video, with every possible bovine pun in it). #OddNews #cows #CowsOfMastodon

Watch: Escaped cows cross county line in Maryland, evade capture https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/08/02/escaped-cows-Bowie-Maryland/2981690989934/

Keeping it classy. I am sure the suitors are lining up. And she can take burping requests.

But hey, she is happy, so all good LOL. And fellas, she has a sister who burps too.

Watch: Maryland woman blasts a world record-breaking 107-decibel burp https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/08/02/Guinness-World-Records-loudest-burp/5591690995460/

#burp #women #records #OddNews

I'm going to wake up in a minute right?
Elon Musk wants cage fight with Mark Zuckerberg (yes, really)
#link #news #OddNews
https://www.politico.eu/article/elon-musk-wants-cage-fight-with-mark-zuckerberg-yes-really/

A man who admitted performing a sex act while kneeling over a baby seagull that he had captured has been jailed.

David Lee, 40, held the bird between his legs while he carried out the act on himself.

He was watching pornography at the time.

😳And they say men can't multi-task.

#news #OddNews
https://news.sky.com/story/man-jailed-for-performing-sex-act-while-kneeling-over-captured-seagull-12907017

In other #news.
#politics #OddNews

Joe Exotic says he's officially on Colorado ballot as presidential candidate https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/4057401-joe-exotic-says-hes-officially-on-colorado-ballot-as-presidential-candidate/

A New Richmond, #Ohio high #school staff member won't face charges after mistakenly sending students link to sex toy

Shortly after sending the email, the staff member rushed to the school's resource officer and principal to report that he'd unintentionally sent a link copied from #Amazon to the students

The #email was sent predominantly to students in the senior class

The IT dept couldn't recall it as students had already opened the email

#Opps #news #OddNews
🔗 https://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/clermont-county/new-richmond/new-richmond-high-staff-member-wont-face-charges-after-mistakenly-sending-students-link-to-sex-toy

"A German court has said that a landlord sunbathing naked in the courtyard of his building was not a reason for his tenants to reduce their rental payments.

The case involved a building in an upmarket residential district of Frankfurt, which included an office floor rented by a human resources company. The company withheld rent because it objected, among other things, to the landlord’s naked sunbathing. In response, the landlord sued.

The Frankfurt state court on Wednesday rejected the company’s reasoning, finding that “the usability of the rented property was not impaired by the plaintiff sunning himself naked in the courtyard”." #weird #WeirdNews #OddNews #nudism #naturism #Germany #renting

Nude landlord no excuse for holding back rent, rules German court | Germany | The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/26/nude-landlord-sunbathing-germany-frankfurt-rent-withheld-court-rules

Ok this is kinda cool.
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/04/20/france-Guinness-World-Records-largest-GPS-drawing-velociraptor/3421682002544/

#BenHooper #UPI #OddNews

Moose on the loose. (video)

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-65216050

#Alaska
#Moose
#Wildlife
#oddnews

I'd normally post this at @jeff@conchrepublic.social but I am here for the moment.

This is why you get the expensive boat insurance!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/sailing-adventure-ends-in-dramatic-rescue-after-whale-sinks-boat-in-the-pacific/ar-AA18Wpc4?cvid=8b2aef2509434770bf03da6e13762d76&ocid=winp2fptaskbarhoverent&ei=3

#sailing
#boating
#news
#whale
#darwin
#oddnews

I'm sure many people would agree that;
A) we live in strange times
B) this is an overreaction
C) buffalo wings are badly named

https://news-sky-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/man-suing-buffalo-wild-wings-restaurant-chain-after-claiming-boneless-wings-are-actually-just-chicken-nuggets-12833741

#oddnews

A class of high school students recently got in trouble for selling their own brand of cat food #NZSchools #CatFood #OddNews

Well, now... I have had some interesting situations happen in my life, but I don't think I'll ever have one as interesting as this one.

#newspaper #weird #horror #OldNews #WeirdNews #OddNews #StrangerThanFiction #WhoKnowsIfThisIsTrue #NewspaperClipping

Well, now... I have had some interesting situations happen in my life, but I don't think I'll ever have one as interesting as this one.

#newspaper #weird #horror #OldNews #WeirdNews #OddNews #StrangerThanFiction #WhoKnowsIfThisIsTrue #NewspaperClipping

Well, now... I have had some interesting situations happen in my life, but I don't think I'll ever have one as interesting as this one.

#newspaper #weird #OldNews #WeirdNews #OddNews #StrangerThanFiction #WhoKnowsIfThisIsTrue #NewspaperClipping

this deer just can’t catch a break
Wildlife officials in Oregon aided a three-legged deer found with Christmas lights tangled around its antlers.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/12/20/Christmas-lights-deer-Dallas-Oregon/4631671572181/
https://stonedfounder.com/2022/12/21/this-deer-just-cant-catch-a-break/
#nature #oddnews

Holy Crap!

Truck Tumbles Off the Road Onto Wreck of an Earlier Crash

https://jalopnik.com/truck-tumbles-off-the-road-onto-wreck-of-an-earlier-cra-1849870301

#oddnews #carcrash

#news #MedicalNews #OddNews Patient allegedly turned off roommate’s ventilator because sound annoyed her.
A 72-year-old woman in Germany has been arrested after she allegedly twice switched off a hospital roommate’s ventilator because she was annoyed by the sound it made.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/dec/01/germany-woman-held-on-suspicion-of-turning-off-hospital-roommates-ventilator

New Zealand will soon be home to the country's largest indoor skydiving facility. It's certainly an unexpected and quirky development, but it's no doubt going to be a big hit with adrenaline junkies. #OddNews #NZ #Adventure

Fall River man fined $15 after being caught with stolen Thanksgiving turkey [Fall River Daily Evening News, 1901]

#thanksgiving #newspapers #fallriver #massachusetts #oddnews #oldnews