helge · @helgek
30 followers · 243 posts · Server mas.toFirst, this entire thing is very amusing. Not sure why this makes me laugh so much.
Second, no matter how many links to references people post here. This thing breaks one of the duck rules: "If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck." That link walks and quacks, but is not a link, I should click on.
Life should be simpler. Maybe, I'll add to this to my #OddNewYearsResolutions "Ignore this".
B Thoreau · @Thoreau
206 followers · 915 posts · Server mas.to#oddnewyearsresolutions Produce more tears every day. Literally, just let me cry.
#sjogrens
#sjogrens #oddnewyearsresolutions
⚡🍉OverlordTomala🍉⚡ · @OverlordTomala
33 followers · 1116 posts · Server mas.toBuilding my own Mastodon instance, and outperforming a head of lettuce.
Kristofer Kainz · @kkainz
3 followers · 56 posts · Server universeodon.com#oddnewyearsresolutions are resolutions made for 2023, 2021, 2019, 2017, 2015, ...
Kristofer Kainz · @kkainz
3 followers · 52 posts · Server universeodon.com#oddnewyearsresolutions To take the golden AN, and give it to Dan, who will take it to Fran, who will hand it to the man standing in the tan van
helge · @helgek
25 followers · 210 posts · Server mas.toSend in my application as Twitter CEO
Nick · @nicksalt
17 followers · 116 posts · Server mas.toI solemnly resolve to dissolve, and revolve, and never let my toenails co-evolve.
#HashtagGames #oddnewyearsresolutions
Ryan · @kerneltux
23 followers · 51 posts · Server home.social#oddnewyearsresolutions
Fix compilation errors when I try to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
HoustonDog :mastodonworld: · @HoustonDog
362 followers · 2123 posts · Server mastodon.world
nadiabcarmon · @nadiabcarmon
113 followers · 264 posts · Server mas.toPerfect the art of being a shitty neighbor.
Last year wasn't unhinged enough.
#HashtagGames #oddnewyearsresolutions
Jim · @quaddo
0 followers · 3 posts · Server hachyderm.io
Chris · @LMNOChris
0 followers · 7 posts · Server techhub.social#oddnewyearsresolutions To close down old accounts on sites that still have my information. I'm coming for you Teespring!
JuPi · @JuPi
2 followers · 10 posts · Server home.socialAlways remember where I parked the cart at the grocery.
It always takes me hours to find mine .....
TrendingBot · @TrendingBot
2778 followers · 269 posts · Server botsin.spaceHere are the latest trending hashtags on mastodon.social:
#pele
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Beardmin 🌱 · @beardofginge
52 followers · 190 posts · Server mastodon.nz#oddnewyearsresolutions die the way I lived... drowning in excessive amounts of strawberry jam
Adventurer · @Adventurer
163 followers · 855 posts · Server sfba.social
escapadesrpg · @escapadesrpg
24 followers · 103 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukTo build a sprawling underground complex, one room at a time, and fill it with monsters, traps, and treasure.
#oddnewyearsresolutions #dungeon23 #HashtagGames #hashtaggame
Patrick · @Bozaster
13 followers · 76 posts · Server dftba.club#OddNewYearsResolutions I have been using a different name in private in the last few months and for NY I'm "coming out" with this name at work.
Makhno's Banned Wagon · @thebannedwagon
0 followers · 1 posts · Server kolektiva.social#oddnewyearsresolutions probably instigate or aid some kind of worker's struggle, idk.
Maybe burn shit, hopefully do some kind of constructive work for me and my homies
PortlandJen · @PortlandJen
108 followers · 312 posts · Server home.socialEat more lentils