Tom Lorenz · @CaptainFlab
173 followers · 2264 posts · Server libretooth.gr

@dancinyogi My satin jacket was red, courtesy of Chess King.

#oldfart

Last updated 2 years ago

@Shenanigans @sebkha The good thing about living in 2023 and not in 2003, is longer always having to answer the question “What’s a stoat?”

#oldfart

Last updated 2 years ago

Katzenjens · @katzenjens
517 followers · 1167 posts · Server social.tchncs.de

Lissy tröstet mich. Neeee, in Wirklichkeit reibt sie ihr Köpfchen deshalb an meinem fettiges Gesicht, um ein glänzendes Fell zu bekommen. Man soll Tiere nicht zu sehr vermenschlichen, nech?

#catsofmastodon #cats #oldfart

Last updated 2 years ago

Federico Hernandez · @recollir
81 followers · 422 posts · Server mountains.social

@Runningpunk I create a course for the run/hike that I then download to the watch.

BUT I have a real paper map AND compass with me as a backup. (yes, I still know how to use a compass 🥷 )

I love paper maps. And it is nice to spread them out on the table and plan ahead with them.

#oldfart

Last updated 2 years ago

Does anyone else go to look for something on the Interweb, promptly get distracted, and forget what you were looking for?


#oldfart #ModernProblems

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Randy Noseworthy 😼 :debian: · @randynose
1262 followers · 16307 posts · Server fosstodon.org

I'm not sure if anyone else has pet peeve/gripe with some TV shows is the same as mine. But it really drives me crazy when I see NCIS and Bones ( and other TV shows) show pictures of So. California trying to pass it off as the East Coast.

The east coast is just so much greener.

You bastards aren't fooling me!

Shakes ✊ fist at the TV !




#tvseries #tvshows #tv #oldfart

Last updated 2 years ago

PaulTheNerd · @PaulTheNerd
29 followers · 367 posts · Server mastodon.ie

Old farts Paul the Nerd and Mrs Nerd were in bed by 11pm last night because when we took a walk to find a pub in they were all packed with young and rowdy people.

#galway #oldfart

Last updated 2 years ago

Mark Chandler · @markchandler
261 followers · 1666 posts · Server mstdn.social

I am a grown-ass man, and I am having impossible/vegan chicken nuggets for lunch.

#friendsnotfood #Vegan #oldfart

Last updated 2 years ago

Mark Chandler · @markchandler
267 followers · 1723 posts · Server mstdn.social

I am a grown-ass man, and yes, I am having impossible/vegan chicken nuggets for lunch.

#friendsnotfood #Vegan #oldfart

Last updated 2 years ago

Mark Chandler · @markchandler
260 followers · 1660 posts · Server mstdn.social

Treated myself to a new pocket knife for Father’s Day. I guess that’s better than a pair of jorts.

#oldfart #dadbod #dadjokes

Last updated 2 years ago

Mark Chandler · @markchandler
267 followers · 1723 posts · Server mstdn.social

Treated myself to a new pocket knife for Father’s Day. I guess that’s better than a pair of jorts.

#oldfart #dadbod #dadjokes

Last updated 2 years ago

BeazLouise · @BeazLouise
270 followers · 915 posts · Server birds.town

I feel ancient. This morning I cut up a flat sheet and made pillow cases out of it. This is the first time I had to use my reading glasses while using my sewing machine. 👓

#oldfart

Last updated 2 years ago

🇳𝗮ꜟ𝖼𝘩 · @Naich
399 followers · 2171 posts · Server fosstodon.org

I made a meme

#old #oldfart

Last updated 2 years ago

Gentleman Gef · @SecularJeffrey
3385 followers · 8308 posts · Server ohai.social

@WhoTheFIsAP

Gas under $1 a gallon

#oldfart

Last updated 2 years ago

zenlan :coffefied: · @zenlan
324 followers · 757 posts · Server mstdn.social

After decades of adhering to (and arguing about) "best-practice" and building "maintainable" code, I love my new life of (mostly) down-and-dirty scripts and hacks

#codeanarchy #oldfart #humbug #Dev #Code

Last updated 2 years ago

David Field · @davidfield
272 followers · 179 posts · Server fosstodon.org

One of the best thing about modern computing, and I started doing this before Mobile Phones, Windows, Mac's, the internet were a thing.

I can fun what I used to have a rack of beige servers with turbo buttons on, on a laptop and manage the whole thing from my mobile phone.

I can also set it up as code and get to it from anywhere.

#technology #oldfart #thoughts #modern

Last updated 2 years ago

Grendel68 · @Grendel68
22 followers · 289 posts · Server gametoots.de

@DerErpelZockt danke! Es war (wieder einmal) toll. Besonders toll war, dass das Konzert eine der wenigen Veranstaltungen war, bei dem ich den Altersdurchschnitt SENKEN konnte 😉🤷🏻‍♂️

#oldfart

Last updated 2 years ago

ErUpNorth · @ErUpNorth
42 followers · 554 posts · Server mastodon.world

@wishartfrankfield I could never understand the hype around until I watched the prequel and then I got hooked, binge watched the lot. I too am an 😊

#gameofthrones #houseofdragons #oldfart

Last updated 2 years ago

Kagan MacTane · @kagan
307 followers · 2810 posts · Server wandering.shop

I really need to fix my habit of putting periods after sentences in IMs. I know intellectually that it makes me sound grumpy, or like an old fart, or like a grumpy old fart. I just... got trained not to leave sentences hanging, you know?

Like, I think I was told at least once that every sentence *must* end in either a period, question mark, or exclamation point (or a combo of the last 2).

#oldfart #typography #grammar

Last updated 2 years ago

Grendel68 · @Grendel68
19 followers · 216 posts · Server gametoots.de

und zum heutigen

Irgendwie fällt es mir schwer das Original als Retro zu bezeichnen. In meiner Wahrnehmung noch fast neu und real noch nicht einmal Halbzeit bei meinen Spielejahren 🤷🏻‍♂️

#metroidprime #metroidprimeremastered #retromontag #retrogaming #retrogames #retrostudios #oldfart

Last updated 2 years ago