Rab Bruce’s Spider · @RabBrucesSpider1
588 followers · 3004 posts · Server mastodon.scotPeople no longer go swimming in England’s rivers.
They just go through the motions.
Jeff Ammons · @jeffa00
71 followers · 181 posts · Server hachyderm.io@Swede1952 @CosmicBlaze Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. #oldjoke
Kim · @Ex_spurt
162 followers · 1062 posts · Server aus.social
Saw this life-size replica in a display for Halo in Oxford St, London. Looks like a Puma
Games for Music wiki / G4M · @gamesformusic
282 followers · 57 posts · Server tabletop.vip
Five years of existence may seem long, but honestly, our wiki is even more of a long shot.
Apart from access to 🎶 🎲 , important aims are:
1) Let new people hear about this exciting area of creativity.
2) Provide some connectivity for those into the topic.
...and we need that, because...
Q: How to get to the philharmonic?
A: Playtest! Playtest! Playtest!
#selfPromo #G4Mis5 #joke #oldJoke #music #games #musicGames #soundActivities #playtesting #boardGameDesign
#selfpromo #g4mis5 #joke #oldjoke #music #games #musicgames #soundactivities #playtesting #boardgamedesign
eg0n ✅ · @eg0n
152 followers · 632 posts · Server defcon.socialI'm a US American, so I didn't know the ZX Spectrum until after it was considered vintage. It always struck me as hilarious that for a system called "Spectrum", it's iconic graphical look is defined by an extremely limiting capability for color.
#retro #zx #zxspectrum #oldjoke #newToMe #speccy
#retro #zx #zxspectrum #oldjoke #newtome #speccy
Christopher Biggs · @Unixbigot
704 followers · 1448 posts · Server aus.social
Frankington Jordan III · @FrankInThaLou
3 followers · 22 posts · Server mastodon.social#ICYMI! Click here for today's comic 👉🏾 http://CompanyManComic.com #HUMOR #COMICS #FUNNY 👎🏾#rondesantis #BigDumbBitch 👍🏾#OldJoke #BlackLivesMatter #CartoonistsWhoResist #ProtectWomensReproductiveRights
#icymi #humor #comics #funny #rondesantis #bigdumbbitch #oldjoke #blacklivesmatter #cartoonistswhoresist #protectwomensreproductiverights
Frankington Jordan III · @FrankInThaLou
3 followers · 21 posts · Server mastodon.social#TheNooner! Click here for today's comic 👉🏾 http://CompanyManComic.com #HUMOR #COMICS #FUNNY 👎🏾#rondesantis #BigDumbBitch 👍🏾#OldJoke #BlackLivesMatter #CartoonistsWhoResist #ProtectWomensReproductiveRights
#thenooner #humor #comics #funny #rondesantis #bigdumbbitch #oldjoke #blacklivesmatter #cartoonistswhoresist #protectwomensreproductiverights
Frankington Jordan III · @FrankInThaLou
3 followers · 10 posts · Server mastodon.social
#NEW! Click here for today's comic 👉🏾 http://CompanyManComic.com #HUMOR #COMICS #FUNNY 👎🏾#rondesantis #BigDumbBitch 👍🏾#OldJoke #BlackLivesMatter #CartoonistsWhoResist #ProtectWomensReproductiveRights
#new #humor #comics #funny #rondesantis #bigdumbbitch #oldjoke #blacklivesmatter #cartoonistswhoresist #protectwomensreproductiverights
Eclectic Zeal · @EclecticZeal
88 followers · 199 posts · Server mas.toIs this an #OldJoke? In the early 1970s, my mom told me about a conversation she had with her doctor about not letting patients see the notes doctors made.
SOB could be interpreted incorrectly as son of a bitch when it really means short of breath. 😅
SWest · @SWest
74 followers · 444 posts · Server universeodon.com#howdohedgehogsmakebabies #oldjoke #sorrynotsorry #universeodonrocks
wytchgsd · @wytchgsd
9 followers · 107 posts · Server mastodon.onlineI don’t know if this will get much traction but if it gets a few people giggling, smiling or even sighing it’ll do.
Jokes only older people will get - I’ll start with:
Policeman stops a speeding car.
“Do you realise how fast you were going sir?”
“The driver smiles cheerfully and replies “About 90, officer but it’s ok cos my licence says I can!”
Policeman is puzzled and curious. “I doubt that sir, please show me….”
“Here, down the bottom….
TheCathyWilcox · @cathywilcox
1033 followers · 13 posts · Server theblower.auBecause when you’re impotent, you gotta dress like you’re impotent. #oldjoke
Michael R :verified: · @mrothwell
49 followers · 42 posts · Server octodon.social
WidowGarrett · @WidowGarrett
568 followers · 46270 posts · Server noagendasocial.com@IcyGrillz Hey dude! There’s a string hanging out of you shorts! Oh wait, that’s your leg...
#oldjoke
· @professortom
152 followers · 4234 posts · Server noagendasocial.com
Paco Hope · @paco
457 followers · 2176 posts · Server mastodon.org.uk@zeezeemoomoo
Let’s look at the etymology of the word fundamental:
Fund: give us your money
Amental: don’t think about it
#oldjoke