@MBNashTN
Exactly.
#OldManProblems

The arm clip on my reading glasses cracked, so I did the traditional tape repair. It keeps the arm in place, but allows a lot of bend, making my glasses sit slightly askew, and it's giving me an eyeache.

In the meantime... NERD!

#OldManProblems

That coffee at the start was a mistake. I could have stopped at The Plough to use the facilities but I'd be obliged to buy a pint, which would then necessitate a visit to the Jolly Boatman etc etc. #OldManProblems

PISS LAMENT

I'm afraid to go out
Because it goes
From I gotta pee
To I gotta pee right now
In the span of five minutes

#OldManProblems
#PoultryCoroner 🐔🦃🐓🦆

@zachnfine @baratunde My brother told me he loves QR code menus...because he can usually pinch-zoom to read it instead of busting out a flashlight and/or reading glasses! #oldmanproblems

🤣 OK. It's not just me. The judges are telling him not to let the shit performance get him down. You can do it!

Again, it was piss poor song choice. Are these kids* picking their own songs, or are they being told what to sing?

#DSDS #TrashTV​
#DeutschlandSuchtDenSuperstar

* I know they're young adults capable of making life decisions for themselves. I say kids because I could be their grampa. It's not meant as a denigration. #OldManProblems

🤣 While I know that the model is of legal age, the fact that the t-shirt I'm wearing is older automatically makes it creepy for all concerned.

#OldManProblems

Sometimes, I want to respond, on something perfectly innocent, but the respondee happens to present as young and appealing to the eye, which in turn, automatically makes it creepy for all concerned.

Because of Rule №1: if it can be taken the wrong way, it will be.

#IceCream
#OldManProblems
#TheArtOfShitposting

Good job I started doing stretches and #yoga after my strength workouts because my god did something pop in my right hip on the weighted reverse lunges 😬 The half split and pigeon pose felt amazing. #oldManProblems

My team was talking about eggs on the team chat, and I posted "I can eat 50 eggs" and nobody got the reference.

#OldManProblems

It’s been years since I’ve sat and handwritten anything longer than a sentence. Doing all this Hebrew study has really put a strain on my body.

But I think I’ve got my old man study routine down. I’m now able to sit and write by hand for a few hours with minimal problems.

The key for this old man is:

1) Magnesium to help relax my super tense muscles.
2) Pain cream rubbed on shoulders and neck.

#Study #Homework #OldManProblems #Old

And yes, most of y'all are kids in my head.

#OldManProblems

@l3m0n5qu4shs0da 😜 Which is why I stay in elastic waistband jammy pants.
#OldManProblems

😜 when ya follow lesbians thinking you're following run-of-the-mill shitposters, and you're an old man, and ya butt in on conversation.. . It gets awkward.

...and then shitposter means something different over here, too, so now it's even more awkward.

Oh well. At least I didn't shit my pants.

#OldManProblems

In retrospect, going plant-based and taking coffee back up at the same time was poor planning on my part.

#oldmanproblems

No work this week. Now if only I could sleep later than 5:30am.

#OldManProblems

No work this week. Now if only I could sleep later than 6:30am.

#OldManProblems

oooo.... I need a nap...
#OldManProblems? #OldManDelights!

To sleep, perchance to dream...

Fat bottom girls
You make the rockin' world
Go 'round

#GetOnYourBikesAndRide

@paulsilver Indeed. Ten years for me since leaving the Bad Place. And the girls are about to turn seven, somehow. All too fast by far!

#OldManProblems #GetOffMyLawn

#WoeIsMe I didn’t realize that I’d forgotten to adjust my alarm clock for #FallBack and so it went off an hour early this morning and I couldn’t get back to sleep but my old #SF apartment was too cold and dark to justify getting up so I just lay in the dark and grumbled. #OldManProblems