Amy Fountain · @amyfou
1689 followers · 494 posts · Server lingo.lol
Jolly Biscuit · @JollyBiscuit
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Dave Muth · @outer
332 followers · 1264 posts · Server mas.to

I LOVE this article. And I love that Steve Silberman is going to write regularly for Scientific American! It will really class up the joint!
newsie.social/@stevesilberman/

#justgrowlonesome #oldpeople #mentalhealth #science

Last updated 1 year ago

Jolly Biscuit · @JollyBiscuit
6 followers · 72 posts · Server socel.net

Being old must be awesome. You’re pretty much legally obligated to scoot around in a rascal or wheelchair for the rest of your life. You could set up like… obstacle courses… or… races… You could have you’re own NASCAR, I can just picture the wipe outs now…

#jollybiscuit #old #oldtimer #oldpeople #retirement #retirmenthome #grandma #indianajones #treasure #artifact #adventure #funny #comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics #comicstrip

Last updated 1 year ago

Rita Portela (parody) · @westernspinster
470 followers · 265 posts · Server zeroes.ca

How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20’s and some grown ass person next to me says, “Oh, that’s the year | was born.”

#old #cat #oldpeople #iamold

Last updated 1 year ago

Drakre52 · @Drakre52
5 followers · 528 posts · Server mastodon.nl
VICE · @VICE
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holli · @holli
285 followers · 935 posts · Server social.horrorhub.club

According to random human in Petco, I am junking around and doing chores/yard work in a rare, vintage Radiohead tee. I will be stripping it off and continuing the rest of my errands topless. Because everyone wants to see middle aged woman support bra.

#radiohead #hailtothethief #music #oldpeople #fridayfeeling

Last updated 1 year ago

Kids were playing a "guess the range" game last night and "Total hours of episodes" came up.

After I got it within 25h, the kids were talking and one explained how he'd estimated it: "I figured 15 episodes a year for 20 years..."

And i was like...I **stopped watching** the Simpsons longer ago than that. It's closer to *40* years than to 20.

#trivia #simpsons #tv #oldpeople #parenting

Last updated 1 year ago

Ronan · @ronanmcd
345 followers · 2526 posts · Server mastodon.green

Wow. In that case I must be geologically ancient

#oldpeople #notold

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Tom Ellard · @lardmotel
98 followers · 367 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
PammyStarr :ani_clubtwit: ✍️ · @pammystarr
308 followers · 1257 posts · Server twit.social

I slipped on some wet leaves and fell forward onto my knee and hand. I was afraid to look at my skinned knee because it hurts! But when I saw blood on my jeans I had to look.
It hurts worse than it looks.

And now I’m sporting a Curad Flex bandage. Like I’m 12.

It’s not the fountain of youth I had in mind.


#oldpeople #problems #doestidegetoutblood

Last updated 1 year ago

Cybel Martin · @cybeldp
252 followers · 84 posts · Server bbq.snoot.com

Married couples don't usually survive in horrors (one is killed and/or is the murderer and is eventually killed)....lets see what happens to newlyweds.

#oldpeople

Last updated 2 years ago

in my grandmas house

1. WHYYYYY in general
2. WHYYYYYYY A LIGHT SWITCH???

I WANNA GO HOOOOOOME

#racism #oldpeople

Last updated 2 years ago

· @morten7an
102 followers · 276 posts · Server mastodon.green

@EU_ENV @VSinkevicius @TimmermansEU
Many see what must be done to reduce the very bad effects of the and in the near and medium range . Sadly there there are also lots of young people that have not grasped this.
But happily we are lots of above 30 and even above 70 who know action for big changes is paramount.
So call for the ones who are "awake", rather than employing and presuppose the youth in general knows best.

#Youngpeople #naturecrisis #ClimateCrisis #future #oldpeople #ageism #cop15

Last updated 2 years ago

𝚁𝚡𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚍 🚽 · @RxBrad
6 followers · 25 posts · Server mas.to

Dang, the grocery store only had vitamins in stock.

Oh, wait. I turn 45 this weekend. #⚰️

#oldpeople

Last updated 2 years ago

𝚁𝚡𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚍 · @RxBrad
12 followers · 50 posts · Server mas.to

Dang, the grocery store only had vitamins in stock.

Oh, wait. I turn 45 this weekend. #⚰️

#oldpeople

Last updated 2 years ago

𝚁𝚡𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚍 🚽 · @RxBrad
6 followers · 25 posts · Server mas.to

Dang, the grocery store only had vitamins in stock.

Oh, wait. I turn 45 this weekend. #⚰️

#oldpeople

Last updated 2 years ago

Ashley · @AshleyLikesHorror
0 followers · 2 posts · Server mindly.social