herchenroder · @herchenroder
330 followers · 573 posts · Server motern.media

The county is resurfacing the road by my house and I am SOOO excited about it. I’m smiling like it’s Christmas morning and my kids are like “Daaaad why are you freaking out it’s just a road?!”

#oldpeopleproblems #weneededthis

Last updated 1 year ago

jackhutton · @jackhutton
1128 followers · 7699 posts · Server mstdn.social

No one knows what a mimeograph is.

#oldpeopleproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Jules of Denial · @greeneyedmonster
184 followers · 3546 posts · Server mastodon.ie

I asked my son to quiz me on state capitals to see how many I still remember from the puzzle I used to play with as a child. I got the first few right off, but when he asked me about Rhode Island, I couldn’t immediately find the answer. Instead my brain made me yell “Anne Hutchinson!” because it’s like an old hard drive churning through archived files to (eventually) get to the right answer.

#oldpeopleproblems #youknowyoureoldwhen

Last updated 1 year ago

Jules of Denial · @greeneyedmonster
178 followers · 3428 posts · Server mastodon.ie

I took my kids to see and I gotta say, Sony didn’t just hit the mark again, they created a whole new target and nailed it. When I saw the movie was 2 hours and 20 minutes long, I thought, ‘That’s pretty long. Am I gonna spend that time thinking about how bad I have to pee?’ () When the movie ended, I was like, ‘It’s already over?!’ It seemed like the time went by in the blink of an eye. That’s how good it was. I can’t wait to see the next one!!

#acrossthespiderverse #oldpeopleproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Sikard · @Sikard
44 followers · 114 posts · Server mastodon.art

@BigShellEvent I did create a lot of digital art well over 10 years ago. I just can't bring myself to start from almost scratch to learn a new software ( i guess *lol*). Another problem is that I have a SUCH a hard time finishing digital pieces. I don't experience this with traditional mediums 🤷‍♀️

I'm just glad I can rely on my "old" knowledge and my antique Wacom Intuos 2 (it's about 20 years old and still works!) whenever I need them.

#oldpeopleproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Robert Petersen :ve: · @Sonikku
443 followers · 3619 posts · Server techhub.social
Jules of Denial · @greeneyedmonster
176 followers · 3220 posts · Server mastodon.ie

I’ve had a raging headache since yesterday afternoon. At my age, when I get a really bad headache I always ask myself, “Am I just getting sick or am I having a stroke?”

#oldpeopleproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Sara · @sarae
383 followers · 1832 posts · Server ecoevo.social
Flippin' 'eck, Tucker! · @losttourist
703 followers · 2005 posts · Server social.chatty.monster

I've just done that thing yet again where I pour boiling water from the kettle into the mug, only to realise I've forgotten to put the tea bag in first.

#oldpeopleproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Russell Keith-Magee · @freakboy3742
1227 followers · 327 posts · Server cloudisland.nz

@lacey 9:15? Why the late night?

#oldpeopleproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

ChrisC101 · @ChrisCPS
163 followers · 2239 posts · Server mstdn.social

So we DVRed Banshees of Insherin, settled in to watch and realized we recorded the Spanish language version.

#oldpeopleproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Beckalina · @beckalina
138 followers · 559 posts · Server toot.community

Random question. When you are sitting on your couch at night scrolling Mastodon or TikTok or whatever, which device do you fine most comfortable? Asking because over the years I switched from laptop to phone (which was so hard) but now I’m trying to use my iPad more because I’m an old & I like the bigger screen but I’m struggling to adjust again 😅

#oldpeopleproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Tristan Harward · @trisweb
530 followers · 1065 posts · Server m.trisweb.com

Getting older experience I’ve had to adapt to: drinking basically any amount of alcohol is not worth it. Does things to my body now that just aren’t anywhere close to adding up to the benefits.

#oldpeopleproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

GrooveMD · @groovemd
26 followers · 378 posts · Server retro.pizza

: reasonable, costless mark of 👐saintly conscience👐, or 🔥obvious abomination🔥 unfit to walk atop the soil of the mortal world?☣️🤢🤮💀

I can tell you: I do it so I can scan what I'm looking at again later. 👁️‍🗨️

Hope my habit helps you too.



#camelcaseyourhashtags #squintsquintsquint #oldpeopleproblems #youmisreadedthisibet #madeyoulook #whoslaughingnow #hashtags #lovebuthate #selfish #enlightened #self #Interest #thankyoupastself #courtesy #civility #clarity #bewhatyouwanttosee

Last updated 2 years ago

GrooveMD · @groovemd
26 followers · 378 posts · Server retro.pizza

: reasonable, costless mark of 👐saintly conscience👐, or 🔥clear abomination🔥 unfit to walk atop the soil of the mortal world?☣️🤢🤮💀

I can tell you I do it so I can know what I'm looking at again later. 👁️‍🗨️

Hope my habit helps you too.



#camelcaseyourhashtags #squintsquintsquint #oldpeopleproblems #youmisreadedthisibet #madeyoulook #whoslaughingnow #hashtags #lovebuthate #selfish #enlightened #self #Interest #thankyoupastself #courtesy #civility #clarity #bewhatyouwanttosee

Last updated 2 years ago

GrooveMD · @groovemd
26 followers · 378 posts · Server retro.pizza

: reasonable, costless mark of 👐saintly conscience👐, or 🔥clear abomination🔥 unfit to walk atop the soil of the mortal world?☣️🤢🤮💀

I can tell you 👁️‍🗨️ I do it so I can know what I'm looking at again later.

Hope my habit helps you too.



#camelcaseyourhashtags #squintsquintsquint #oldpeopleproblems #youmisreadedthisibet #madeyoulook #whoslaughingnow #hashtags #kinda #suck #selfish #enlightened #self #Interest #thankyoupastself #courtesy #civility #clarity #bewhatyouwanttosee

Last updated 2 years ago

GrooveMD · @groovemd
26 followers · 378 posts · Server retro.pizza

: reasonable, costless mark of 👐saintly conscience👐, or 🔥clear abomination🔥 unfit to walk atop the soil of the mortal world?☣️🤢🤮💀

I can tell you 👁️‍🗨️ I do it so I can read it again quickly later for typos.

Hope it helps you too.



#camelcaseyourhashtags #squintsquintsquint #oldpeopleproblems #youmisreadedthisibet #madeyoulook #whoslaughingnow #youandmeboth #hashtags #kinda #suck #enlightened #self #Interest #thankyoupastself #courtesy #civility #clarity #bewhatyouwanttosee

Last updated 2 years ago

GrooveMD · @groovemd
26 followers · 378 posts · Server retro.pizza

: reasonable, costless mark of saintly conscience, or abomination unfit to walk atop the soil of the mortal world?

I don't care. I do it so 👁️‍🗨️ I 👁️‍🗨️ can read it. If not now then later.

Hope it helps you too.



#camelcaseyourhashtags #squintquint #oldpeopleproblems #youmisreadedthisibet #madeyoulook #whoslaughingnow #enlightened #self #Interest #thankyoupastself #courtesy #civility #clarity #bewhatyouwanttosee

Last updated 2 years ago

GrooveMD · @groovemd
26 followers · 378 posts · Server retro.pizza

: reasonable, costless mark of saintly conscience, or abomination unfit to walk atop the soil of the mortal world?

I don't care. I do it so 👁️‍🗨️ I 👁️‍🗨️ can read it. If not now then later.

Hope it helps you too.



#camelcaseyourhashtags #squintquint #oldpeopleproblems #seewhatimeanyoungster #whoslaughingnow #enlightened #self #Interest #thankyoupastself #courtesy #civility #clarity #bewhatyouwanttosee

Last updated 2 years ago

GrooveMD · @groovemd
26 followers · 378 posts · Server retro.pizza

: reasonable, costless mark of good conscience, or abomination unfit to walk atop the soil of the world of Humankind?

I don't care. I do it so 👁️‍🗨️ I 👁️‍🗨️ can read it. If not now then later.

Hope it helps you too.



#camelcaseyourhashtags #squintquint #oldpeopleproblems #seewhatimeanyoungster #whoslaughingnow #enlightened #self #Interest #thankyoupastself #courtesy #civility #clarity #bewhatyouwanttosee

Last updated 2 years ago