My body is broken because I sat down wrong. When did I become so fragile? I mean, if I had done this while riding a Norton Commando too fast, or body-surfing at Burleigh, or getting thrown out of a window by the jealous husband of my much younger lover, then sure, I could understand. But all I did was sit down wrong for a bit too long.
Doc says that I've done something to my sciatic nerve causing pain all down my right leg. But the bugger won't give me any of the good stuff. Not even Panadeine let alone Oxy. It's not as if I'm planning to become Melbourne's answer to Walter White.
#Whinge #OldPeoplesProblems