Chris Danis · @cdanis
1 followers · 1 posts · Server wikimedia.socialHello! I'm Chris, a Site Reliability Engineer (#SRE #devops) working at @wikimediafoundation, the non-profit that administers #Wikipedia and other projects. My posts here will focus on improving #latency and #reliability, user-centric #observability, working with #kubernetes and #Python, sometimes #PHP or #Puppet. I love silly #shell #oneliners and tinkering with systems. For fun I dabble in photography and gaming.
#sre #devops #wikipedia #latency #reliability #observability #kubernetes #python #php #puppet #shell #oneliners #introductions #introduction
Paul J Bennett Author · @Pauljbennettauthor
26 followers · 451 posts · Server mastodonbooks.netI’m counting on you liking this #booktok #pun😁😁😁 #mathjokes #baddadjokes #cleanjokes #jokes #oneliners #punnyguy #dadjokes #punny #puns #dadhumor #writingcommunity #writerslife #epicfantasy #fantasybooks #heirtothecrown #bookstagram
#booktok #pun #mathjokes #baddadjokes #cleanjokes #jokes #oneliners #punnyguy #dadjokes #punny #puns #dadhumor #writingcommunity #writerslife #epicfantasy #fantasybooks #heirtothecrown #bookstagram
Paul J Bennett Author · @Pauljbennettauthor
26 followers · 446 posts · Server mastodonbooks.netI’ll make a clean sweep this #booktok #pun! 😁😁😁 #cleanjokes #jokes #madeyoulaugh #oneliners #punnyguy #dadjokes #punny #puns #dadhumor #writingcommunity #writerslife #epicfantasy #fantasybooks #heirtothecrown #bookstagram
#booktok #pun #cleanjokes #jokes #madeyoulaugh #oneliners #punnyguy #dadjokes #punny #puns #dadhumor #writingcommunity #writerslife #epicfantasy #fantasybooks #heirtothecrown #bookstagram
Paul J Bennett Author · @Pauljbennettauthor
26 followers · 440 posts · Server mastodonbooks.netDon’t let this #booktok #pun dampen your spirits! 😁😁😁 #funnyjokes #jokes #madeyoulaugh #oneliners #funnyjokes #punnyguy #dadjokes #punny #puns #dadhumor #writingcommunity #writerslife #epicfantasy #fantasyreader #fantasybooks #heirtothecrown #bookstagram
#booktok #pun #funnyjokes #jokes #madeyoulaugh #oneliners #punnyguy #dadjokes #punny #puns #dadhumor #writingcommunity #writerslife #epicfantasy #fantasyreader #fantasybooks #heirtothecrown #bookstagram
Paul J Bennett Author · @Pauljbennettauthor
25 followers · 434 posts · Server mastodonbooks.netThis #booktok #pun may leave you weak with envy! 😁😁😁 #madeyoulaugh #oneliners #funnyjokes #punnyguy #dadjokes #punny #dadhumor #writingcommunity #writerslife #epicfantasy #fantasyreader #reading #puns
#booktok #pun #madeyoulaugh #oneliners #funnyjokes #punnyguy #dadjokes #punny #dadhumor #writingcommunity #writerslife #epicfantasy #fantasyreader #reading #puns
Peter M 🎯 · @Pjotrovics
247 followers · 3279 posts · Server mastodon.nlOoit had ik een #leidinggevende die mij op weg hielp in mijn #carriere in de #ict met zijn #oneliners. Hier een paar daarvan:
'Iedereen kan je vertellen dat iets niét kan, weinigen dat het wél kan'.
'Zorg goed voor jezelf, dan kun je ook zorgen voor een ander'.
'Vraag een medewerker wat zij/ hij kan doen bij een probleem, daar zijn zij voor in dienst genomen'.
'Plan je agenda niet vol, want medewerkers zien graag een open deur als hen iets dwars zit'.
#justsaying #oneliners #ict #carriere #leidinggevende #PrettiggestoordNL
Anand Pilania :verified: · @AnandPilania
27 followers · 72 posts · Server phpc.social#js #oneliners — #array #string https://gist.github.com/AnandPilania/38c58f9829be4371540c491e69b06ff3
Syberia · @Syberia
429 followers · 14645 posts · Server noagendasocial.com
try · @Try
1 followers · 135 posts · Server mastodon.socialIntent ceases to matter after you've been made aware of effect.
EarlyBird · @earlybird
18 followers · 93 posts · Server twit.social@dgar I was already enjoying your one-liners ... Then I discovered how much fun it is to inflict them on my wife!
#oneliners #groan
Luke Switzer :rebelverified: · @lukeswitzer
41 followers · 38 posts · Server infosec.exchange
Table4One · @TB41
32 followers · 115 posts · Server mastodon.social"asking God if this was my last resort, how is that a sin (there is no sin)" -Boldy James
One of my favorite hip hop one-liners. What's one of your favorites?
#HipHop #OneLiners #BoldyJames #TheAlchemist #BoJackson #PhotographicMemories
#hiphop #oneliners #boldyjames #thealchemist #bojackson #photographicmemories
Tim Lauridsen :fedora: · @nerdytim
13 followers · 39 posts · Server fosstodon.org
Ternary Operator Assignment aka conditional variable assignment in #python
#python #oneliners #tricks #coding
Ugfonyb · @ugfonyb
35 followers · 18 posts · Server toot.ioThe only thing worse than constantly getting interrupted at work is not getting interrupted at all. #work #interruptions #monotony #humor #oneliners
#work #interruptions #monotony #humor #oneliners
Marco Maas 🥷 · @Moaske
37 followers · 713 posts · Server social.vivaldi.netDystopia will defined by dysfunction...
Irwin Sheer · @irwinsheer
29 followers · 64 posts · Server universeodon.comApparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
—u/TheAmericanWay1597
#oneliners
Psy'Aviah (Yves Schelpe) · @psyaviah
8 followers · 523 posts · Server mastodon-belgium.beThis is why we should avoid #guru-talk, #oneliners and the #passive-#agressive or @Arrogant phrases like #justtryit or #askingforproof & #criticalthinking == #fear. No, by all means, #ask questions. A nuanced answer then is always better than a oneliner. - 1/2
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RT @AdamMGrant
We pay too much attention to the most confident voices—and too little attention to the most thoughtful ones.
Certainty is not a sign of credibility. Speaking a…
https://twitter.com/AdamMGrant/status/1601257372483059713
#guru #oneliners #passive #agressive #justtryit #askingforproof #criticalthinking #fear #ask
PamelaBwell · @PamelaBwell
211 followers · 552 posts · Server social.vivaldi.net
DarthCDN · @DarthCDN
2 followers · 8 posts · Server mastodon.socialI just got a static jolt so strong my phone charged up three percent!
Paul Peace · @paulpeace
203 followers · 177 posts · Server mstdn.socialIs anyone else finding their spring onions a bit bouncy?
#paulsoriginals #oneliners #dadjokes #vegan #homegrown #veg #gardening
#Gardening #veg #homegrown #Vegan #dadjokes #oneliners #paulsoriginals