myrmepropagandist · @futurebird
8839 followers · 16797 posts · Server sauropods.win

@admiralteal @roywig

"What if we're the least horny species in the galaxy?"

#onesentencehorrorstory

Last updated 1 year ago

EDP · @earldapearl
7 followers · 66 posts · Server kinky.business

Been looking over the list of ideas I have for these shirts/art/coffee mugs/branding opportunities. In reviewing all of these ideas I have, there is a constant theme here. Apparently, I find children frightening little monsters who are nothing more than tiny sociopaths out to destroy & devour. They are inherently prone to unspeakable amounts of evil and ever on the edge of rampant destruction.

As I reflect on all of that, I can only think of one response:

Prove me wrong.

Teepublic.com/user/vanderkins-leather-jewelry

#coolswag #scarefest2023 #onesentencehorrorstory #horror #scary #evil #terror #nightmare #pullout #theyeatyoursoulandyourwallet #sweetassmerch #vampire #itwashungry #believewhatyousee #sveltegear #crassmarketing #shitidotomakeabuck

Last updated 2 years ago

Little Trans Punk (lol) · @littletranspunk
214 followers · 1035 posts · Server mastodon.lol

@thebiologist837 Your feet are sticking off the edge of the bed, and your cat goes *chomp*

#onesentencehorrorstory

Last updated 2 years ago

@hermione404 "I guess you won't forget to feed me now," thought the cat as it ate me.

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Last updated 2 years ago

I was about to purchase meat from the butcher shop, until I noticed the human bodies in the back.

#onesentencehorrorstory

Last updated 2 years ago

@thebiologist837 My wife walking around the house at night was keeping me up, particularly because I'm a widower.

#onesentencehorrorstory

Last updated 2 years ago

@thebiologist837 The graveyard was full of bodies, some of which were still living.

#onesentencehorrorstory

Last updated 2 years ago

I never quite got used to the fact that my girlfriend died, especially because I killed her.

#onesentencehorrorstory

Last updated 2 years ago