@admiralteal @roywig

"What if we're the least horny species in the galaxy?"

#OneSentenceHorrorStory

Been looking over the list of ideas I have for these shirts/art/coffee mugs/branding opportunities. In reviewing all of these ideas I have, there is a constant theme here. Apparently, I find children frightening little monsters who are nothing more than tiny sociopaths out to destroy & devour. They are inherently prone to unspeakable amounts of evil and ever on the edge of rampant destruction.

As I reflect on all of that, I can only think of one response:

Prove me wrong.

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#shitidotomakeabuck

#OneSentenceHorrorStory

@thebiologist837 Your feet are sticking off the edge of the bed, and your cat goes *chomp* #OneSentenceHorrorStory

@hermione404 #OneSentenceHorrorStory "I guess you won't forget to feed me now," thought the cat as it ate me.

#OneSentenceHorrorStory I was about to purchase meat from the butcher shop, until I noticed the human bodies in the back.

@thebiologist837 My wife walking around the house at night was keeping me up, particularly because I'm a widower. #OneSentenceHorrorStory

@thebiologist837 #OneSentenceHorrorStory The graveyard was full of bodies, some of which were still living.

#OneSentenceHorrorStory I never quite got used to the fact that my girlfriend died, especially because I killed her.