The doodles I drew while waiting on hold to get a better upgrade deal.
#ArtOfMastodon
#Doodles
#OnHold
#Virgin

Minister Harbers zet wegen- en vaarwegprojecten op pauze

lees meer: https://www.transport-online.nl/site/155693/minister-harbers-zet-wegen-en-vaarwegprojecten-op-pauze/

@markharbers #wegenprojecten #vaarprojecten #onhold #pauzeren

😜 It appears to be raining, tho no lightning. Yet?

Did I time that right or what?

#AtWork #OnHold #HoldMusicHell #OnTheHunt

as someone who has had to spend countless hours providing telephone technical support there is nothing quite as painful as having to call telephone technical support (and I'm not just referring to the queue muzak.) #HelpDesk #TechSupport #OnHold

@lnxw37a2

Your wish is my command.

Except that I'm too lazy to commit any actual creativity to it, so like any good creativity-lacking drone-bot I just had AI do it instead. (Seems fitting for a 2023 anthem)

I neither wrote, composed, drew, photographed, illustrated or recorded any of it.

All hail our AI overlords and please stay on the line.

Enjoy:
https://tube.tchncs.de/w/fdV6rpah13F9EL1UKjEtRy

#Peertube #Music #PeertubeExclusive #AI #GenerativeArt #OnHold #Kdenlive

I made a hold simulator, give it a call and experience the magic of being on hold.

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#simulators #nichesimulators #onhold #holdsimulator

I have been on hold to the #JobCentrePlus trying to speak to a human for 45 minutes all I need is a letter of evidence… my local job centre used to do it but last year announced at random that they will no longer do this.

I need a letter of evidence EVERY TIME I go to #hospital in #London and every time I need new #glasses.

I think I’m going to wait over an hour to be told to go into the job centre who will then tell me that I need to call up. #OnHold #BadHoldMusic #LosingTheWill

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#simulation #simulator #onhold

"If your call were really all that important to us we wouldn't have left you on hold this long with tinny, garbled music interrupted by a message every 3 minutes that tells you how important you are to us by a machine because we're woefully understaffed in order to pay our CEO an obscenely high salary who got the job only because his family is well connected."

#OnHold #Business #CorporateWelfare #CustomerService #Honesty

🤔

#onhold

No wonder mobile phone services provide unlimited calling minutes nowadays. Since the pandemic started 3 years ago, companies are still saying they’re experiencing high call volumes and being on hold for half an hour or more has become the new normal.

#rant #phonecall #onhold

random piano tinkling for hold "music" - which wouldn't be so bad if they didn't break in every 10-15 seconds with the same 2-sentence spiel about subscribing to their email newsletter. over and over and over. It's like torture.

#whine #onhold

I thought I'd share my art on here, I call this one:

On hold for a call to Tina

#art #artist #onhold #phonecall

Ice pack on my head and on hold with customer service *at the same time*. How's your day? 😂

#CustomerService #OnHold #Muzak