Linda: i just have to train myself to drink 10 glasses of water every day for the rest of my life

Bob: that's a lot. i think i drink one. And it's coffee


mood, Bob, mood.


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Last updated 1 year ago

"...chapter 3, day 1 of my life; where it aaalllll went wrong"


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Last updated 2 years ago

"when i die, i want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck's face"



[Make it Clive Owen instead and that's my last wishes. He could be my Inside Man, that's for sure]

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Last updated 2 years ago

"Wait, why are you so afraid?!"

"The Earth, the stars, SPACE! WE'RE DECOMPOSING AS WE SPEAK!"


#sabrinatheteenagewitch #oocquotes

Last updated 2 years ago