My knees knock, arms sag, legs flop. My spiral spine falls last, slumping into the sauce.
No more noodles, Mom said. That's all you eat. #Oodles of noodles; you're gonna turn into a noodle.
Spaghetti hair, orzo eyes, orecchiette ears. I'm no longer human, but an impasta. #vss365

Today in BoneQuest History for April 26th 2003 "OODLES OF NOODLY COCK" https://bonequest.com/1669 #bonequest :deuce: #cock #deja_vu #deuce_solo #oodles #redacted_text