Took me like three attempts to stop reading #OtherReasonsPaulRevereRodeAtMidnight as "Other reasons Paul Revere OD'd at Midnight", so... yeah. That was needlessly dark of me. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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The midnight screening was missing the last reel of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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He was announcing more Trump indictments!
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He was testing a thesis.
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Horse bought new shoes and wanted to break them in.
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He forgot to plug in the EV charger.
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The headless horseman haunted Paul Revere that night. The experience was so terrifying he never spoke of it.
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He had to get home before he turned into a pumpkin
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His horse had restless leg syndrome
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New iPhone to go on sale.
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To avoid rush hour traffic.
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To get to the other side.
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the need for speed
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In those days 25 cents was worth the trouble, even at that hour.
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#OtherReasonsPaulRevereRodeAtMidnight #HashtagGamesโฉIt took him that long to realize he was on the Boston Metro Greenline by mistake, ride it to Government Center, and wait for the Blueline.
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It took him that long to realize he was on the Greenline by mistake, ride it to Government Center, and wait for the Blueline.
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Because you you can't land a sentient MBT like
#MotherAbrams on his timleline in the daylight.
Ask Benjamin Franklin how we know that.
He'll get sheepish
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