Critical Chicken · @CriticalChicken
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Took me like three attempts to stop reading as "Other reasons Paul Revere OD'd at Midnight", so... yeah. That was needlessly dark of me. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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The midnight screening was missing the last reel of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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Horse bought new shoes and wanted to break them in.

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Matt Norby · @mnorby
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Timothy Andrew · @ApproachingSteed
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The headless horseman haunted Paul Revere that night. The experience was so terrifying he never spoke of it.

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He had to get home before he turned into a pumpkin

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Jason Didner · @jasondidner
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In those days 25 cents was worth the trouble, even at that hour.

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โ€ฉIt took him that long to realize he was on the Boston Metro Greenline by mistake, ride it to Government Center, and wait for the Blueline.

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It took him that long to realize he was on the Greenline by mistake, ride it to Government Center, and wait for the Blueline.

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Hovelander · @Hovelander
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Because you you can't land a sentient MBT like
on his timleline in the daylight.

Ask Benjamin Franklin how we know that.

He'll get sheepish

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