Chloe Tse :BlobhajSadReach: · @chloetse
290 followers · 985 posts · Server mastodon.socialLegend has it #JohnMastodon taught #GordonRamsay how to cuss.
#johnmastodon #gordonramsay #otherthingsjohnmastodondid
Chloe Tse :BlobhajSadReach: · @chloetse
270 followers · 871 posts · Server mastodon.socialLegend has it that when #JohnMastodon uploads tutorials, he gets straight to the point.
#johnmastodon #otherthingsjohnmastodondid
Terry, PhD, MBA · @electrifyeverything
4 followers · 28 posts · Server sfba.social
RoBKTA🎮🏎️🎶 :FatL: · @RoBKTA
121 followers · 840 posts · Server thevipvipers.space#JohnMastodon just scared Elon Musk
Just looking dead right into his eyes and pronouncing the word
RHUBARB
#johnmastodon #otherthingsjohnmastodondid
RoBKTA🎮🏎️🎶 :FatL: · @RoBKTA
121 followers · 838 posts · Server thevipvipers.space#JohnMastodon helped Cisco Systems to connect the West Coast to the East Coast
building an entire network WITH ONE OF HIS CHEST HAIR
#johnmastodon #otherthingsjohnmastodondid
RoBKTA🎮🏎️🎶 :FatL: · @RoBKTA
120 followers · 832 posts · Server thevipvipers.space#JohnMastodon decides when it's safe for the computer to shut off
Not viceversa #otherthingsjohnmastodondid
#johnmastodon #otherthingsjohnmastodondid
rocaverde · @rocaverde
12 followers · 361 posts · Server todon.nlJohn Mastodon is not the creator of the Universe but of the Multiverse
#johnmastodon #otherthingsjohnmastodondid
Hiran · @hiranmb
52 followers · 65 posts · Server mastodon.social
#Johnmastodon sobrevivió a las trampas de #Tultepec #México
😎
#otherthingsjohnmastodondid
#johnmastodon #tultepec #mexico #otherthingsjohnmastodondid
Hiran · @hiranmb
52 followers · 65 posts · Server mastodon.social#Johnmastodon sobrevivió a las trampas de #Tultepec #México
#johnmastodon #tultepec #mexico #otherthingsjohnmastodondid
Hiran · @hiranmb
52 followers · 65 posts · Server mastodon.social#Johnmastodon diseñó las trampas en #Tultepec #México
#johnmastodon #tultepec #mexico #otherthingsjohnmastodondid
Hiran · @hiranmb
52 followers · 65 posts · Server mastodon.social#Johnmastodon diseñó las trampas en #Tultepec #México
#johnmastodon #tultepec #mexico #otherthingsjohnmastodondid
Geri · @Beldammed
8 followers · 42 posts · Server mastodon.social#otherthingsjohnmastodondid
survived a mass extinction event, the likes of which the elon is in the early stages of
Grimethorpe Colliery Band 🎺 · @grimethorpeband
890 followers · 365 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukWhat?! Are you kidding us, now #JoanMastodon is supposed to be joining on baritone too?! No no no, we're not having that.
To clarify the position -
- We have no trombone/baritone vacancies.
- Neither John or Joan are joining. They're just 'helping out'.
- Joan did not sing Wuthering Heights at the Grimethorpe club karaoke.
- #JohnMastodon will absolutely pay his bar tab by Monday.
Please stop calling.
#JohnMastotrom #JohnMastodont #OtherThingsJohnMastodonDid #OtherThingsJohnMastodonDidNotDo
#joanmastodon #johnmastodon #JohnMastotrom #johnmastodont #otherthingsjohnmastodondid #OtherThingsJohnMastodonDidNotDo
Stefan Batory 🧿 · @stefanbatory
25 followers · 120 posts · Server sfba.social#otherthingsjohnmastodondid follow up story for MediaIte: Inside the gigantic ego of John Mastodon: even Facebook isn’t called “Zuckerberg”…
· @impfmilf
90 followers · 186 posts · Server troet.cafe
Grimethorpe Colliery Band 🎺 · @grimethorpeband
890 followers · 365 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukDisaster averted, #JohnMastadon has agreed to fill in for Trevor until he's spent some time in his potting shed and calmed down.
Trevor doesn't know we were thinking of sacking him for John, but we decided we couldn't really pot him after 17 years service. He's the only one willing to hoover the bandroom every Tuesday.
#JohnMastotrom #JohnMastodont #TwitterMigration #NewMember #Twitter #Welcome #Introduction #Music #Trombone #OtherThingsJohnMastodonDid #OtherThingsJohnMastodonDidNotDo
#johnmastadon #JohnMastotrom #johnmastodont #twittermigration #newMember #twitter #welcome #introduction #music #trombone #otherthingsjohnmastodondid #OtherThingsJohnMastodonDidNotDo
Dex Steel · @falsmr
38 followers · 74 posts · Server mastodon.lol
#otherthingsjohnmastodondid. #johnmastodon doesn't always drink beer. But when he does....
#otherthingsjohnmastodondid #johnmastodon
Dex Steel · @falsmr
47 followers · 80 posts · Server mastodon.lol#otherthingsjohnmastodondid. #johnmastodon doesn't always drink beer. But when he does....
#otherthingsjohnmastodondid #johnmastodon
Grimethorpe Colliery Band 🎺 · @grimethorpeband
706 followers · 321 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukRight, this has all spiralled out of hand now.
Our actual 2nd trombone player Trevor got wind of the #JohnMastodon story, and he's now taken his bat and ball home leaving us a player short for Sheffield Cathedral.
Does anyone have a number for John Mastadon?...
#JohnMastatrom #JohnMastodont #TwitterMigration #NewMember #Twitter #Welcome #Introduction #Music #Trombone #Rehearsal #OtherThingsJohnMastodonDid #OtherThingsJohnMastodonDidNotDo
#johnmastodon #JohnMastatrom #johnmastodont #twittermigration #newMember #twitter #welcome #introduction #music #trombone #rehearsal #otherthingsjohnmastodondid #OtherThingsJohnMastodonDidNotDo
Geronimoon · @Geronimoon
21 followers · 143 posts · Server mastodon.ieThe answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe and Everything is #johnmastodon
He just programmed Deep Thought to say it was 42.
#johnmastodon #otherthingsjohnmastodondid #hhgttg