I’m seeing ads in various places for dating apps that “match you with your equal, and someone in your league”

And all I can say is. Phew. I’m super glad my wife DID NOT know about/find/use these apps. Or my weird, dork arse would be alone.

I’m not kidding. Cashiers in stores try to separate the stuff on the conveyor because they assume there’s no way we’re together 😂

#ImOutOfMyLeague #PunchingAboveMyWeight #OutKickedMyCoverage #Bamboozled