Matthew · @Matthewvanm
86 followers · 187 posts · Server mstdn.social

“You must pardon my saying so, but it seems to me that you have not understood the matter at all.” -Jerome to Augustine

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ozof · @ozof
23 followers · 750 posts · Server beige.party
Jeremy Mallin · @JeremyMallin
201 followers · 2331 posts · Server autistics.life

"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates…"

#outofcontextquotes #hashtaggames

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Jeremy Mallin · @JeremyMallin
201 followers · 2331 posts · Server autistics.life

"Holey rusted metal, Batman!"

#outofcontextquotes #hashtaggames

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ozof · @ozof
19 followers · 646 posts · Server beige.party
Eraitch · @eraitch
64 followers · 3147 posts · Server beige.party


Ha-ha! Naughty little passport! Hiding in the crisps again!

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ozof · @ozof
19 followers · 633 posts · Server beige.party
ozof · @ozof
19 followers · 630 posts · Server beige.party
Adri · @adriaster
52 followers · 266 posts · Server mastodon.uno

"È una ciappola"
--- Ammiraglio Ackbar

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ozof · @ozof
19 followers · 627 posts · Server beige.party
𝒎 𝒆 𝒎 𝒆 · @memecchisu
21 followers · 154 posts · Server mstdn.games
Meznor · @Meznor
44 followers · 627 posts · Server mstdn.social

You stash your drugs in a lupus textbook?

#HashtagGames #outofcontextquotes

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Tsutsuku (he/they) · @Tsutsuku
106 followers · 712 posts · Server famichiki.jp


2/

- "As long as you legally purchase the chicken, then I guess it would have to be considered your reproductive system."

- "When people cry about free speech on the internet, they really just want to poop in the pool."

- "Yeah I know every time my cat steals my bike she leaves it within a km or so of where she stole it "

- "Why does the void sound like it works in HR?"

- "Can you decapitate dust? What happens if you get wet?"

...

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Tsutsuku (he/they) · @Tsutsuku
106 followers · 711 posts · Server famichiki.jp


1/
I send these daily to my friends so I have a LOT. Lemme find some highlights.

- “I’m pretty sure that makes all of us hash browns today”

- "The Generals were very impressed by the realistic way the herd scattered. And even more impressed when The kangaroos regrouped and shot the helicopter down with surface to air missiles."

- "My rent-a-baby business might finally take off now!"

- "The hamster is a Japanese. He doesn't need to go to immigration."

...

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BigMcLargeHuge · @BigMcLargeHuge
114 followers · 2331 posts · Server mstdn.social


So, you can see here, where he lines up, then fires into his guy.

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cartogeek ☑️ · @cartogeek
22 followers · 3 posts · Server twit.social
Bean 🇺🇲🇻🇪 · @TechBean
876 followers · 7287 posts · Server mstdn.social

I don't take any responsibility at all.

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Omnivore · @Ralph
4 followers · 54 posts · Server hear-me.social

Matthew 19:14
Jesus said, "Suffer little children"

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Btrinen · @btrinen
251 followers · 230 posts · Server social.seattle.wa.us

“suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.”

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