Inoru · @inoru_no_hoshi
46 followers · 467 posts · Server blorbo.social"Your eyeballs are luxury bones." #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
#outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
Inoru · @inoru_no_hoshi
45 followers · 432 posts · Server blorbo.social"Are you gonna moisturize your skull? *pause* ...could I have phrased that differently?!" #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
#outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
Inoru · @inoru_no_hoshi
43 followers · 405 posts · Server blorbo.social"Mine would just end up adding 'beans' and 'fuck' everywhere." #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
#outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
Inoru · @inoru_no_hoshi
42 followers · 402 posts · Server blorbo.social"Why do you need a jelly dildo on your pen?" #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans #nsfw
#outofcontexttheater #shenanigans #nsfw
Inoru · @inoru_no_hoshi
35 followers · 327 posts · Server blorbo.social"I can flip people off without it being a tic; I'm a big kid." #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
#outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
Inoru · @inoru_no_hoshi
33 followers · 285 posts · Server blorbo.social"Don't lick my lips, that's weird." #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
#outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
Inoru · @inoru_no_hoshi
33 followers · 281 posts · Server blorbo.social"Just get me a bell and call me a cow." #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans #idkeither
#outofcontexttheater #shenanigans #idkeither
Inoru · @inoru_no_hoshi
33 followers · 268 posts · Server blorbo.social"Why are you licking the shower floor??" #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
#outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
Inoru · @inoru_no_hoshi
33 followers · 262 posts · Server blorbo.social"The problem with hair is hair down your pants." #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
#outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
Inoru · @inoru_no_hoshi
33 followers · 240 posts · Server blorbo.social"Once again, you cannot charge your phone with a sex toy." #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans #nsfw #slightlyNSFW
#outofcontexttheater #shenanigans #nsfw #slightlynsfw
Inoru · @inoru_no_hoshi
33 followers · 231 posts · Server blorbo.social"But isn't a loaf of milk just a block of cheese?" #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans #thecontextiscursed
#outofcontexttheater #shenanigans #thecontextiscursed
Inoru · @inoru_no_hoshi
26 followers · 139 posts · Server blorbo.social"Aw, no room in the giant man." #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans #NotAsNSFWAsItSounds
#outofcontexttheater #shenanigans #notasnsfwasitsounds
Inoru · @inoru_no_hoshi
25 followers · 91 posts · Server blorbo.social"Free the tentacle hair!" #outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
#outofcontexttheater #shenanigans
TabbieWolf is Tired · @tabbiewolf
74 followers · 1532 posts · Server mastodon.social“What would you call a White Russian made with eggnog?”
“I dunno. A Rasputin?”
“…because it’s thick and creamy?”
“I’m just gonna point out that you said that, not me.”
TabbieWolf is Tired · @tabbiewolf
79 followers · 1864 posts · Server mastodon.social“What would you call a White Russian made with eggnog?”
“I dunno. A Rasputin?”
“…because it’s thick and creamy?”
“I’m just gonna point out that you said that, not me.”
TabbieWolf is Tired · @tabbiewolf
60 followers · 1014 posts · Server mastodon.social“I didn’t read the package, I just shoved it in my mouth.” #outofcontexttheater