Took a fall today while hiking near a waterfall. I knew it was a bad idea to try and get closer to it, but come on. How many waterfalls does one get to see up close?

Landed on my ass, slid sideways down another small incline, and landed on my ass again. No real damage apart from my ego and some minor scrapes on my leg, but Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ my ass hurts. I’m okay if I sit or lie down, but when I get up I damn near see stars. #OutsideIsNotForMe #GettingTooOldForThisShit