I swear, every time I do a load of laundry lately, I have an uneven load. I’m tempted to put all the clothes on one side of the washer and see if this corrects the distribution. (Or is the washer on to me?) (No, I am not anthropomorphizing a washer.) (Yes, I am.)
#Washer #OutToGetMe

I have to pee because I've been drinking water from this giant company-logo-branded water bottle but this call is running long. My shadowy corporate overlords are out to destroy my bladder and kidneys.

#corporatelife #water #bladder #bathroom #outtogetme