妈妈和大概才上幼儿园的女儿玩游戏，一人说一件“我做过但是你没做过的事情”。
妈妈：我上过班～
女儿：我上过班吗？好像没有……嗯…嗯……
（想不出来）
爸爸：（替女儿回答）：吃鼻屎

女儿大哭

#overheard

OH: It's easy to focus on guillotines when you don't want to face the hatred for baby raccoons in your heart.

#Overheard

"Sup dudebroman I need that money I loaned you to buy drugs, to buy drugs." #Overheard

My favorite conversation from the farmer's market yesterday:

9 yr old (points to fabric): how much is this

me: $35. That's fabric you'd use to sew something.

9 yr old: I want it because it has guitars on it.

me: Oh, right on! Do you play guitar?

9yr old: Yeah, I used to play country but now I only play metal.

me: Wow, like what kind of stuff?

9 yr old: Nickleback.

#unexpectednickleback #musicmonday #music #overheard #sundaymarket #kids

#Overheard in Sausalito this morning. 2 old hippies talking as they cross the road:

Hippie 1: “Did you give him a joint?”

Hippie 2: “No I gave him a lesson, ‘your hatred and anger is just your reaction to my addiction’”

#accidentalDialogue
Real life steps in to cover for the writers

#Overheard at work:
"He's in a world of his own shit, making a shit angel"

“If anyone’s gonna call me out it’d better be a fabulous gay” #overheard

We were talking about you behind your back. Now we're talking about you in front of your back.
#overheard at #sdcc

Down here the only thing I get to see are people's butts.
#overheard at #sdcc

Ibuprofen O'Clock is coming up soon.
#Overheard at #sdcc

This is not intense at all.
#overheard at #sdcc

Sitting in a deli & I thought the couple at the booth behind me was listening to theramin music. Glanced over & saw that it was actually the woman singing. Opera, quietly. #overheard

"I swear to god I'm going to put a xenomorph in your lunchbox..."

#rareinsults #overheard

Just #OverHeard a dude trying to justify his purchase of a Tesla to his toddler & even the kid could tell his dad was dumb.

“But why?”

I traveled so much before the pandemic started and although I’m not back to anything like that regularity have been reminded of that weird travel phenomenon… you can’t avoid overhearing things you really wish you hadn’t! 😳😬 I need to start wearing my AirPods and listening to music as the default. #travel #overheard

#overheard: “Sebastian Müller hat den @cccfr unterwandert”

#ccc #unterwanderung #cccfr

While hiking:

Lady: Did you read about this in the New York Times? When someone feels sad, you ask them if you want help, or you want a hug, or...what was the third one?

Guy behind her: Ice cream?

Lady: It began with an "h." Hm. What makes sense?

Me: Probably just to be listened to? But beginning with an "h."

Guy: to be heard.

Lady: that seems right. Go teamwork!

#tooMidwestTooFurious #overheard

Walking down the Rail Track Park in Jerusalem, hearing:

— They made a teacher, who taught computers, teach judaica. Computer science and Torah. Sounds interesting, isn't it? It was SO bad.

#jerusalem #israel #mazeldon #overheard
@israel @mazeldon

Were going to have COVID 26 ... Kill far more young people .. the Chinese ...
#Overheard

RT @PerilousPrimate: She asks if he has a dog.
He asks if she rides bicycles.
The interview is already over.

#overheard #firstdate
#poetry #micropoetry
#aiart #writingcommunity
(poem-generated image) https://t.co/wu9rFzSiKf