Woman: I'm going to be an AquaFit Instructor.
Man: is that teaching old ladies water aerobics?
Woman (very condescending, possibly drunk): NO. It's called YOUNG ladies teaching OTHER PEOPLE to be healthy. (Pause) Well, I'm 45 and it's go time...I'm not going to spend the next twenty years of my life in some dead-end job somewhere.
(Pause)
Woman (confidentially): the only reason I can do this is because my husband is in sales and he makes BANK.

#OverheardAtDIA #weHaventTakenOffYet

Guy: have you seen Office Space?
Woman: no, I don't watch the Office.
Guy: no, I mean the movie Office Space. It's a cult classic.
Woman: I know.
Guy: You haven't seen it?
Woman: No, I watched King of Queens.
Guy: No, it's a movie.
Woman: I haven't seen it.
Guy: You should see it.

#OverheardAtDIA #technically #weAreOnThePlane #forever

"Did you hear about the guy who needed to get his cable fixed? So he got a job at Charter, fixed his own cable, and quit."

#OverheardAtDIA