astroPug · @astroPug
274 followers · 4887 posts · Server hachyderm.io

โ€œIs this building bigger on the inside?โ€


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astroPug · @astroPug
274 followers · 4887 posts · Server hachyderm.io

The cheerful sound of the kazoo


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Steven · @idle_automaton
136 followers · 1275 posts · Server bitbang.social


" I guess you're wondering why I called you all here"

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ozof · @ozof
13 followers · 379 posts · Server beige.party



"Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to press a button for them. Call that job satisfaction? โ€™Cos I donโ€™t.
You watch these doors, they're about to open again. I can tell by the intolerable air of smugness they suddenly generate..."

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Diti · @diti
255 followers · 1037 posts · Server mas.to

In the phone:

"Yes! I'm in THAT elevator! I just wanted to take a look and jump out before the doors close...Those poor people. Nobody told them... Goodbuy my friend."


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Mark Novak · @marknovakusa
31 followers · 451 posts · Server mastodon.nl

The bank is moving it all to the cloud, as soon as they can recode the millions of lines of Cobol and address the performance issue and reversers engineer the IMS and DB2 databases and how they are interlinks so they can replicate it. Then there's the assembly code, PL/I code, and JCL...

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Jason Didner · @jasondidner
215 followers · 1174 posts · Server mstdn.social

โ€œWhoever smelt it dealt it!โ€ ๐Ÿ’จ



#hashitout #HashtagGames #overheardintheelevator

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a.d. ๏ฃฟ · @zebibyte
0 followers · 2367 posts · Server mas.to

The elevator floor does what?!

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catflyhigh · @catflyhigh
122 followers · 529 posts · Server troet.cafe


Flieht, Ihr Narren! (german Gandalf)

Run, you fools! (Gandalf in cinema)
Fly, you fools! (Gandalf on DVD)

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๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽต

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Chalkwhitehands · @andrewplord
141 followers · 2015 posts · Server mas.to

"So. Will we take the Scenic route?"

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โ€œWhoโ€™s there?

โ€œElla Who?

โ€œCome on, man, you know Iโ€™m elevator phobic. Donโ€™t do that when Iโ€™m on the elevator!โ€

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Andy · @AGT
163 followers · 1286 posts · Server mastodon.scot

โ€จ
โ€œIโ€™m terribly claustrophobic. When I feel trapped I become incredibly violent...โ€

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Sheryl 2 Crows (aka John) · @LoganFive
1483 followers · 6666 posts · Server beige.party

โ€œBefore we get started, does anyone want to get out?โ€



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EyeDot · @EyeDot
3 followers · 57 posts · Server mstdn.social

Did she ask why it was so sticky?


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Sheryl 2 Crows (aka John) · @LoganFive
1483 followers · 6666 posts · Server beige.party

โ€œHowโ€™d you get the stuff through customs?โ€
โ€œThey never check the wooden leg.โ€



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Last updated 1 year ago

First floor dungeon,
Assorted simple tortures.
Molten lead, chopping blocks, and hot boiling oil.

youtube.com/watch?v=rqy4xcXgtx


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