I don’t remember eating that. #oversharing

#Oversharing

Remember friends,

If you live in the past, you die in the present, and the future shrivels up and dies as well.
Live {for,in,because of} today.
It's the very best day of your life.

Does that count as #GoodnightPoetry? ;)

@Alice "Speaking of Honey Crisp and Granny Smith apples... Did I ever tell you my granny's nickname was Honey Crisp?"

#Oversharing

@katnjiapus
Cuz right now I know at least 3 dozen #queer folks who have to #nuke their #Twitter in order to not get literally #doxxed to authorities and #relatives in juristictions that literally criminalize their existance with state-sponsored #murder because that's the only option to enshure a tiny #InfoSec fuckup aka. #oversharing WON'T get them flatlined!

#ApartheidEmeraldBoy / #SpaceKaren literally has #blood on his filthy-rich hands!
https://mstdn.party/@gwensnyder/110911387709956828

A mis 47 años, por primera vez en mi vida, una pareja ha roto conmigo. En las rupturas anteriores o fue por acuerdo mutuo o lo hice yo. Y pues qué les digo, me siento un poco como uno morro de 17 con el corazón roto, sólo que esta relación duró 7 años y yo estaba convencido de que era de por vida. No me daba cuenta de lo que estaba sucediendo al mi alrededor. Aparte: sucede mientras estoy enfrentando un problema de salud. Manden buena vibra y lindas canciones, por favor!
#oversharing

I may be in the minority (currently), but I won't be joining #Threads.

There are just too many social media platforms out there. At last count, I ended up signing up for Facebook, the Bird Site, #Instagram, #TikTok, #LinkedIn, Pinterest, YouTube, and Mastodon.

I simply don't have the time to devote myself to all of them - and there is a danger of #oversharing.

Not healthy - in my opinion.

There’s nothing more exciting then receiving the Jane Fallon @JaneFallon Newsletter ..the giddy thrill when I see it in my inbox. The eagerness to devour it & see what my fave person has been up to & not forgetting news on my niece Pickle @PickliciousF 🥰#Oversharing out soon

¿Qué es el #Oversharing?

Vía Asociación REA

https://www.asociacionrea.org/el-oversharing

#oversharing because of #mentalillness #bipolar, but I guess I'll turn this into an impromptu job search. If you can handle the gritty truth, and my weirdest furry shit, I'll be happy to work for or with you.

Doing it here because of the very generous character limit. Subject to many edits.

#resume #career #jobs #work #graphicdesign #freelance #lgbtq #furry

COVER LETTER:

I'm located in Lancaster Ohio, but I'm planning to move to Denver around December 2023 or January 2024. Maybe a month or two later. I should have enough money to move myself. If you've got something there or remote, I'll be very grateful. If it's in Ohio, I probably won't be here very long. But plans can change...

tbh I don't need or want a job right now, but I'll listen if offered.

Freelance graphic design is most desired. Portfolio: behance.net/timtarnowski

Sporadic design work is fine/desired for now, at least until I hit my stride discipline wise, decompress from the last job. I'll definitely need more work when I no longer have a job where I can sleep most of the time. But if you got more now, I'll take it now.

I could use a remote day job, but I don't need one right now, as I'm enjoying having my days free, and could use a few months off. Plans are: sabbatical with boyfriend (taking care of him with his mental and physical disabilities), chores, hobbies, fur cons, maybe even freelance graphic design.

Part time is fine for now.

RESUME:

Basically my complete and brutally honest resume, even the bad bits. ALL my past jobs since 2005:

05-10: College basketball student assistant, 5 years (mostly filming practice and games for the team to look at later. I should have been fired but wasn't).

09? Graphic designer, 1 week, fired. (Couldn't let unimportant details go, unprofessionalism aka being an awkward and oblivious kid, sexism by the staff in my firing)

09: Promotions Intern for a local TV station, 3 months (light video editing for ads, some print ad creation).

05-10: Graduated with a Bachelors in graphic design, 5 years. (Not a paid job. I took an extra year, but later on, I took only the minimum classes to stay a full time student, and retook 2 classes, because I wanted to actually learn, and not burn out).

10-11: Print production, 5 months (oil and gas blueprints mostly).

10-23: Freelance graphic design, 3 years ish total actual work done (sporadic but ongoing, as desired, problem is lack of drive and self discipline. entirely fueled by my mom, one good thing she did, despite her very major flaws).

12: Desktop publishing, 3 months, fired (manuals for oil and gas, fired for a list of minor bullshit, I suspect I was fired for being liberal, 1 day before 2012 Obama election. am now unabashedly leftist and atheist).

13-15: Video editing for online training courses, 1.5 years (oil and gas, safety and operations. I took months on each video but it was top notch quality: graphics, #voiceover, simple but clean animations, etc. I did not save any samples, because I didn't want to show private company procedures online, but now I wish I had. I do not have any other video production examples unfortunately).

15: Desktop publishing, 3 weeks (print ads for a sporting goods store, was not fast enough).

15-16: Web host technical support, 8 months (4-5 chats at once! They lied about my performance metrics to get me fired.)

17: Web host technical support, 7 months (chats/phones/email. much more gracious and forgiving job, I performed much better but still had speed issues, and then my mental health declined).

20: Took an IT class online, 3 months. (Not a job. I failed the last of 3 classes on the final at the end. stayed up all night for it, had an extra hour due to fall back. sad. have not used this knowledge in a job setting yet.)

21-22: Amazon delivery driver, 3 months, hours cut to zero (speed issues, which is my big weakness across my entire career. but it's Amazon and package delivery, so they rush you. fuck em).

22-23: Print production and delivery driving, 10 months, not sure if fired or laid off. (heavier workload than the first print production 11 years before. I improved greatly since then, and during the job, but made too many mistakes for them. Many things about my firing/laying off were fishy, but not entirely undeserved.)

23: Overnight homemaker/personal care, just started this week. (taking care of my boyfriend's stepbrother, mentally disabled and diabetic. lots of training and paperwork, but I understand why. it's easy so far, and I get to sleep most of the time.)

STRENGTHS/WEAKNESSES:

I'm great at details about 90% of the time, but will miss some big details randomly, and forget to read everything when I'm on autopilot. but still not good enough for the corporate world.

Ok at speed when I get the hang of it, but still not good enough for the corporate world.

Bad at attention span, but am doing my best. Definitely not good enough for the corporate world.

Respectful af, to a fault. Will walk all over myself for you and take too much blame. Need more backbone.

Related to that, I get along well with people! I'm agreeable, but taking less bullshit these days, both personally and politically. Life's too short to pull punches as much as I'm used to.

Anxious af. Will detail mental illness if asked.

Casual dress, casual demeanor. Can straighten up as needed, but if you're going to be like the jobs who fired me, I don't want to bother going through that bullshit again.

Will do basically whatever you say, even outside of my job description. Shit needs done, I'll do it.

I feel like I'm massively underachieving, both professionally and in my hobbies/passions (drums, singing, drawing). I aim to fix that during my current work sabbatical, which is why I'd like a few months off.

Out of date web design skills. Simple HTML 5 and CSS 3.

I'll take whatever you got, but if it's in my passions or my college major, I'd like that best.

If you read all of this, wow. I'm impressed. I tend to overdo details and talk too much. I can be overwhelming like this.

Will send full resume if requested.

@cinja @autism101 @actuallyautistic I definitely appreciate this. If I don’t have sone kind of hook or a lifeline from the other party then my #conversation either falls flat quickly, or I can also fall into #oversharing on a #favorite subject. Both lead to the inevitable demise of actual conversation.

The other danger in being over-friendly, while #inebriated, is keeping my hands to myself. 😳🤗🙌 #ActuallyAutistic

It's a Saturday afternoon and I'm feeling fine! Time for some oversharing! #oversharing

@natty Would it be better to see #oversharing #doxx #surveillance #leaks?

This is sitting waiting in my iBooks.. #Oversharing #janefallon @JaneFallon I feel sure I was her inspiration 🤣🤣🤣🤣

A year ago I was sure to have left academia but I was unemployed. Then someone contacted me to do a postdoc. At first it was all nice but is showing me the bad side of it all over again. I'm doing my best and I hope this doesn't blow up in my face. I have a family now and my priorities have shifted with age. One postdoc can't solve all the problems of a lab, even a small one. #Oversharing

If you lock two oversharers in a room and peep through the keyhole, there won't be anything to see. They'll just overshare 😂
Goodness, it's such a problem! I have algorithms used against this, and a list of keywords and topics to avoid. Mostly works with regular people but if you get another oversharer, oh boy 🙈😬
My ears might still be tinkling with embarrassment 😰 #oversharing #tooMuchInformation

Random thought: Sometimes threads from the /r/RateMe subreddit make it to my home page, and every single time I see the sub's name, I start singing "Rate me" in my head following Nirvana's "Rape me" melody. 😂

#Oversharing

I was that excited at receiving Janes email @JaneFallon that I held my wee in to read it .. oops I am Over Sharing 🤣#Oversharing The new book coming soon, looks fucking amazing, love it! Can’t wait 🎉♥️you’re my inspiration

@trans_rescue *nodds in agreement*

We all know you'd love to share more details, but we also know that #OpSec & #InfoSec is vital and #oversharing would jeopardize any progress and put peoples' lives at risk.

Came across this video on YouTube today and LMAO.

Beverly, please use your inside voice when discussing your sex dreams & your dead grandmother’s erotic journal.

https://youtu.be/drg1mu3FOs0

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #YouTube #Oversharing

Growing up poor really messes with your head in later life. Now that I'm in a completely different financial position I struggle with the guilt of being able to afford nice things, never mind actually buying something nice, which I actively avoid for how I think it would be perceived by others. #oversharing