If you ordered Panda Express delivery between July 17, 2020, and February 16, 2022, you can file a claim in a class action lawsuit, and probably get a few dollars or food vouchers sometime next year. Personally I did not as I don't like their food, but I know many people who do. #classaction #pandaexpress

https://deliveryservicefeesettlement.com/Home/SubmitClaim

Tried to goto panda express for lunch today. Lights were off. Door locked.... But you could see steaming food behind the counter. Looked like the staff just walked off or evacuated or something. Wierd.
#Chicago #pandaexpress

🥥 I spent most of yesterday making jokes about #PandaMeat being served at #PandaExpress.
Some observations:
1 ) Panda Express does NOT serve panda meat.
2 ) I wasn't zinged by #vegans. I really thought I would be.
3 ). I wasn't zinged as racist for jokes about what gets served in Asian restaurants. (I didn't realize the jokes could be construed as racist until about the 15th one. By then it was too late.)
4 ) I'm not a racist.
5 ) I have lots of friends who eat Asian food. 🥥
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🥥 Paraphrasing a toot by @LoganFive that deserved a test: He suggested that toots we think are killers generally fall flat while the throwaways kill.
So I performed a #scientific INTERNET experiment with a series of jokes about #PandaExpress serving real #panda meat. Sure enough, the ones I put my heart into got bupkis. The casually tossed ones are still getting #Fediverse love.
So here's one for the road: Are pandas like stars? Are there any panda sizes between giant and red? 🥥

🥥 Apologies, but I just can't deal with your political toots today.
I appear to be having a manic episode and can't stop posting about #pandas being served at #PandaExpress. 🥥

🥥 I can't wait until I launch my career in politics and somebody digs up all these tweets from today about #panda meat on the menu at #PandaExpress. 🥥

🥥 I've almost got enough material for my first comedy special for #Netflix about serving #pandas at #PandaExpress, but goddamnit, there's a writers and actors strike in #Hollywood right now! 🥥

🥥 Have YOU ever thought of having an exciting career on a giant #panda ranch?
If your answer is, "Yes," then #PandaExpress is looking for people JUST LIKE YOU right now! 🥥

🥥 Is the #panda at #PandaExpress real panda or kind of like fake crab? 🥥

🥥 Has anyone thought to tell #PandaExpress that giant #pandas are an endangered species? 🥥

🥥 If a #panda falls in the forest, will someone from #PandaExpress put it on the menu? 🥥

🥥 THIS AMAZING formula is 10X BETTER than the last one I published:
1) Capture #Billionaires.
2) Chop them into pieces and label them "giant #panda parts."
3) Sell them to #PandaExpress.
4) ??????????
5) P R O F I T !!!!!! 🥥

🥥 This AMAZING formula NEVER fails:
1) Capture giant #pandas.
2) Sell them to #PandaExpress.
3) ??????????
4) P R O F I T ! ! ! 🥥

@zutalorz
🥥 Giant #panda sits in a tree prepared to warn its herd if hunters from #PandaExpress should approach. 🥥

@LisaSBaker
🥥 Won't YOU help this #panda fulfill its dream of someday being on the #PandaExpress menu? 🥥

@Pat
🥥 Making #pandas for #PandaExpress. 🥥

🥥 I'm NOT anti-#PandaExpress.
I just think their prices are too high,
and they shouldn't center their menu around the meat of an endangered species -- the #panda. 🥥

🥥 If you call yourself #woke, you must think about the #pandas and how they're being used as food by #PandaExpress. 🥥

🥥 If you haven't done so already, you MUST search the #Fediverse right now for the hashtags #panda or #PandaExpress.
You are the chosen one.
Civilization as we know it will be reduced to a smoking pile of ashes unless you ACT NOW!!! 🥥

🥥 I'm kind of hard-core about this:
Your not a real #vegan to me until you've written at LEAST 20 letters to #PandaExpress letting them know you disapprove of their real #panda rangoons. 🥥