Caine the Cat · @TotallyInCaine
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mood: Discovering a very official-looking letter in your post-box declaring that you've been drafted into the airborne division of some sort of Royal Army. You don't recognize the name of the monarch you'd be serving under, and a lot of the language used is the kind of nonsense you'd expect from a fairy-tale villain. You toss the letter out and try to forget about it, but then the music starts—bright and cheery electronic music—coming from nowhere.

You'd plug your ears to drown out the tune... if you had ears, that is. Instead, you cower in place, clenching your yellow, four-fingered fists as the drum machines and blips get even louder. Your clothing dissolves from existence, leaving behind your standard military uniform of soft, cushioned red boots and a tough, crimson-back shell.

You feel a breeze against your back coming from two chinks between your scutes before a set of magnificent, dove-like wings burst from your body and through the holes. To your horror, you can sense both of them flapping in time with the rhythm.

It's not the disgusting sounds of reshaping flesh and bone that make you shut your eyes tight, but rather that infectious, overproduced melody that drowns everything else out, a far cry from your King's foreboding military march.

Your eyes reopen atop your head. The music has settled at a much more tolerable volume. You take a few heaving breaths- in through the tiny nostrils on your bulbous nose, out through your beak. Everything's alright; you must have crashed into this unfamiliar house and knocked yourself out for a while. That's the only plausible explanation for your delirium. You take a moment to brush the dust off your smooth, yellow-scaled hide when you promptly stop, hearing your cue coming up. You take flight right away, zooming out the window and posing mid-air just in time for the music's iconic "Bah! Bah!"

#tftuesday #tfeveryday #transfur #paratroopa

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Parakarry is devoted to his job like any good postman, even when his rush to serve has led him to forget his shell and clothing! Alas, no time now to get dressed, he's got mail to deliver...

#2020

#parakarry #koopa #koopa_troopa #paratroopa #male #ass #dick #naked #nsfw #paper_mario #turtle

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