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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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4 year old: What are we doing today?
Me: We're going to play adventure golf!
4yo: Will people be wearing clothes there?
Me: Yes.
4yo: I'm not going.

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

8 followers · 90 posts · Server ohai.social

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Well done, you legends! Rather you than me, but I'm so impressed by your determination! 🏆

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DrGTenbergen · @DrGTenbergen

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Does every #toddler scream like their pants are on fire, or are we just lucky? #toddlerlife seems to have arrived -quite loudly- in the form of howling screams and belly laughs. Oh boy oh boy are we in for an adventure!

How on earth do I have a toddler already?!

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Not necessarily in that order, if I'm entirely honest! Sometimes I long for the snores!

How about you?

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Made sun-catchers with the children, like some sort of wholesome crafty lady. Is this how midlife crises start? Will I be eating kale next? Exercising more? For the love of all things caffeinated, would someone please organise an intervention before this gets out of control?!

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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He's definitely, absolutely, totally not still sleepy... 😂🙈

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Just some of the questions my son has asked me in the past 10 minutes. 🤣

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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The things these two come out with! 🤣

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Just for fun... What's the funniest insult one of your children has hurled at you or another child? One of mine shouted this in frustration earlier, and I'm really thankful they couldn't see my face, because there was no way I could hide my amusement! 🤣

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Honestly, these two!! 🤣🙈

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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He said it with such enthusiasm! 😂❤️
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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Last week, a gust of wind blew my coat open, at which point I realised I was wearing my dressing gown between my clothes and my coat. Today I realised after a long chat with a teacher that I've been sporting a rogue sleep mask, dangling stylishly from my Mum bun. Yay. 🙈

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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My son actually left the kitchen table where he was drawing with Daddy, climbed two flights of stairs and interrupted me hanging up the washing, so that he could ask me for a snack. Tell me I'm not alone! 😂

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

7 followers · 30 posts · Server ohai.social

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My son hollered for me at 4am, so I dragged my tired self through to him, and then he spent the next 20 minutes complaining that it's not fair that he has to go back to sleep when I'm awake. Dude, you woke me up!! 😂🙈

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