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Made sun-catchers with the children, like some sort of wholesome crafty lady. Is this how midlife crises start? Will I be eating kale next? Exercising more? For the love of all things caffeinated, would someone please organise an intervention before this gets out of control?!

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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He's definitely, absolutely, totally not still sleepy... 😂🙈

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Gray_Scale · @ghostunknown13

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Raising a family is like making bread. You mix different ingredients, wait for the dough to rise, and hope for the best. But just like with baking, things can get messy and unpredictable. #FamilyLife #BakingMetaphors #ParentingHumor #RiseAndShine #FlourPower

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Just some of the questions my son has asked me in the past 10 minutes. 🤣

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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The things these two come out with! 🤣

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Just for fun... What's the funniest insult one of your children has hurled at you or another child? One of mine shouted this in frustration earlier, and I'm really thankful they couldn't see my face, because there was no way I could hide my amusement! 🤣

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Honestly, these two!! 🤣🙈

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Cliff Jones Jr. · @cliffjones

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Parenting hack: When your kid wants to watch YouTube, but it's late and they're supposed to be getting sleepy, try setting the playback speed at 0.75x. Or if you think you can get away with it, 0.5x.

Father of the year over here.

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EllieFayeT · @frggystyl

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Pinched a nerve in my lower back yesterday.

Eldest spawn told me that I was walking like I was holding in a big poop.

Thanks, Daughter. 😂

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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He said it with such enthusiasm! 😂❤️
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Ren · @renfys

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In case you're wondering how often you'll be interrogated as a parent; my toddler is asleep and still asked "what you doing?".

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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Last week, a gust of wind blew my coat open, at which point I realised I was wearing my dressing gown between my clothes and my coat. Today I realised after a long chat with a teacher that I've been sporting a rogue sleep mask, dangling stylishly from my Mum bun. Yay. 🙈

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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My son actually left the kitchen table where he was drawing with Daddy, climbed two flights of stairs and interrupted me hanging up the washing, so that he could ask me for a snack. Tell me I'm not alone! 😂

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Holly Marlow · @hollymarlow

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My son hollered for me at 4am, so I dragged my tired self through to him, and then he spent the next 20 minutes complaining that it's not fair that he has to go back to sleep when I'm awake. Dude, you woke me up!! 😂🙈

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