Willowbottom · @Willowbottom
164 followers · 346 posts · Server mstdn.party

What is the most heartbreaking sign of ultimate futility and parental hopefulness?

Putting things ON THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS THINKING YOUR CHILDREN WILL TAKE THEM UPSTAIRS ON THEIR WAY,

#parentingproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Mike Vogel · @MichaelVogel1
76 followers · 509 posts · Server mstdn.social

Where's Waldo, except it's me trying to find the cap to the drying marker my kids left open in their messy playroom.

#parentingproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

DrGTenbergen · @DrGTenbergen
108 followers · 198 posts · Server mas.to

Does every scream like their pants are on fire, or are we just lucky? seems to have arrived -quite loudly- in the form of howling screams and belly laughs. Oh boy oh boy are we in for an adventure!

How on earth do I have a toddler already?!

#momlife #mom #parenthumor #parentingproblems #parentlife #parenthood #parenting #toddleremotions #toddleremotionalchat #toddlermom #toddlerlife #toddler

Last updated 2 years ago

Jason Stiff · @JasonStiff
339 followers · 626 posts · Server sfba.social
Automatic Poodle · @automaticpoodle
22 followers · 44 posts · Server infosec.exchange

I thought birthdays would become less complicated as my kids got older, yet here I am planning an axolotl-themed Super Mario Bros party.

#axolotl #parentingproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

DrGTenbergen · @DrGTenbergen
108 followers · 193 posts · Server mas.to

One of the hardest things about for me is teaching the baby to sleep alone. We’re not exactly , but being able to put baby in the crib straightaway at night is the goal. Listening to the cries breaks my heart. I know this is a developmental phase and we’ll be thru it soon enough, but sometimes my heart just hurts.

#momlife #ParentingLife #parentingproblems #parentingstruggles #sleeptraining #parenting

Last updated 2 years ago

Melissa · @JustAMomNamedMM
1286 followers · 478 posts · Server mstdn.social

Parenting is basically your stuff just going missing for all eternity.

#momofteens #momlife #parentingproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Mike Vogel · @MichaelVogel1
56 followers · 243 posts · Server mstdn.social

Proof my 11yo is going to grow up to be a lawyer:

11yo: (hurls snow in the air)

Me: didn't I tell you to stop doing that after you got me in the face earlier

11yo: No, you told me to stop THROWING snow, and clearly, I was YEETING it

Me: 🤨

#parentingproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

TheBadNewsB :verified: · @thebadnewsb
205 followers · 208 posts · Server mstdn.social

I was not prepared for the amount of social anxiety I get from being in the same room as my kids socializing. I’m not even involved and I’m overwhelmed. I have social anxiety adjacent disorder.

#anxiety #neurodivergence #socialanxiety #parentingproblems #parentingishard #momlife

Last updated 2 years ago

Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.social

I just want to go back to the days where I can threaten to call Santa

#jbtoots #parentingproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.social

Parenting is just an endless loop of flushing toilets and turning off lights

#jobeantoots #parentingproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

TechyDad · @TechyDad
27 followers · 102 posts · Server mstdn.social

Counted all the LEGOs from my recent order. They're all here. Time to build... Oh, wait, my son is using the computer that has BrickLink Studio on it. Guess I'll wait a bit longer to build.

#parentingproblems #LEGO

Last updated 2 years ago