Willowbottom · @Willowbottom
164 followers · 346 posts · Server mstdn.partyWhat is the most heartbreaking sign of ultimate futility and parental hopefulness?
Putting things ON THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS THINKING YOUR CHILDREN WILL TAKE THEM UPSTAIRS ON THEIR WAY,
#parentingproblems
Mike Vogel · @MichaelVogel1
76 followers · 509 posts · Server mstdn.socialWhere's Waldo, except it's me trying to find the cap to the drying marker my kids left open in their messy playroom.
DrGTenbergen · @DrGTenbergen
108 followers · 198 posts · Server mas.toDoes every #toddler scream like their pants are on fire, or are we just lucky? #toddlerlife seems to have arrived -quite loudly- in the form of howling screams and belly laughs. Oh boy oh boy are we in for an adventure!
How on earth do I have a toddler already?!
#toddlermom #toddleremotionalchat #toddleremotions #parenting #parenthood #parentlife #parentingproblems #parenthumor #mom #momlife
#momlife #mom #parenthumor #parentingproblems #parentlife #parenthood #parenting #toddleremotions #toddleremotionalchat #toddlermom #toddlerlife #toddler
Jason Stiff · @JasonStiff
339 followers · 626 posts · Server sfba.socialHaving grown up an only child, I'm guessing this is how every sibling "STOP TOUCHING ME!" conflict goes. Here, reenacted by dogs...
#California #dog #dogs #bloodhound #sibling #siblings #kids #brothers #sisters #onlychild #stop #stoptouchingme #parenting #parentingproblems #soundon #soundup #dogsofmastodon #mastodondogs
#california #dog #dogs #bloodhound #sibling #siblings #kids #brothers #sisters #onlychild #stop #stoptouchingme #parenting #parentingproblems #SOUNDON #soundup #dogsofmastodon #mastodondogs
Automatic Poodle · @automaticpoodle
22 followers · 44 posts · Server infosec.exchangeI thought birthdays would become less complicated as my kids got older, yet here I am planning an axolotl-themed Super Mario Bros party.
DrGTenbergen · @DrGTenbergen
108 followers · 193 posts · Server mas.toOne of the hardest things about #parenting for me is teaching the baby to sleep alone. We’re not exactly #sleeptraining, but being able to put baby in the crib straightaway at night is the goal. Listening to the cries breaks my heart. I know this is a developmental phase and we’ll be thru it soon enough, but sometimes my heart just hurts.
#ParentingStruggles #parentingproblems #ParentingLife #momlife
#momlife #ParentingLife #parentingproblems #parentingstruggles #sleeptraining #parenting
Melissa · @JustAMomNamedMM
1286 followers · 478 posts · Server mstdn.socialParenting is basically your stuff just going missing for all eternity. #ParentingProblems #momlife #momofteens
#momofteens #momlife #parentingproblems
Mike Vogel · @MichaelVogel1
56 followers · 243 posts · Server mstdn.socialProof my 11yo is going to grow up to be a lawyer:
11yo: (hurls snow in the air)
Me: didn't I tell you to stop doing that after you got me in the face earlier
11yo: No, you told me to stop THROWING snow, and clearly, I was YEETING it
Me: 🤨
TheBadNewsB :verified: · @thebadnewsb
205 followers · 208 posts · Server mstdn.socialI was not prepared for the amount of social anxiety I get from being in the same room as my kids socializing. I’m not even involved and I’m overwhelmed. I have social anxiety adjacent disorder.
#MomLife #ParentingIsHard #ParentingProblems #SocialAnxiety #neurodivergence #Anxiety
#anxiety #neurodivergence #socialanxiety #parentingproblems #parentingishard #momlife
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialI just want to go back to the days where I can threaten to call Santa
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialParenting is just an endless loop of flushing toilets and turning off lights
#jobeantoots #parentingproblems
TechyDad · @TechyDad
27 followers · 102 posts · Server mstdn.socialCounted all the LEGOs from my recent order. They're all here. Time to build... Oh, wait, my son is using the computer that has BrickLink Studio on it. Guess I'll wait a bit longer to build. #LEGO #ParentingProblems